Anonymous
Macungie, United States
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
groom
France
Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML
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Canada
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Michelle C
United States
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML
katiebell
Crossed purposes
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
oops
United States
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
cAtaLanbLoOd
Perpignan, France
Generous
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
HaliMali
Hastings, United States
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Kev
Canada
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Well he did warn you!
windfuelsfire 10
Troll homeless man strikes again!
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Comments (154)
areyouserial 5
Step 1 to being homeless: eat your money.
shandsy 2
actual best
AznSamoan52 10
The guy asks for money to eat, you give him money, he eats it. Honestly, I see nothing wrong here. Though, I pay my respects to the five dollar bill.
rhidiculous 4
Colonel Sanders looks like an old chubby version of Abe Lincoln...maybe he really wanted fried chicken. Strange connection, I know.
theTAT3R 6
At least he actually ATE instead of lying or just boozing it up
B4DG3R 4
Yum! I haven't tried it but it is probably better then anything on the dollar menu at McDonalds
MaleficZero 0
How does your life suck because of this? Regardless of what he did with the money, you're still down five dollars.
wesz 3
Rich blood.
valm_fml 0
Hahhahahahah
yaozeyu 4
He was really really hungry !