Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML
Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML
Today, I made a sandwich. When I went to grab chips, my wife snatched it. I made a second sandwich. My son came in and stole the plate when I was grabbing a seltzer. I went to make a third sandwich. No more cold cuts. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
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alex_vik 1
Maybe he was saving it to ration?
sabrage 0
Was there mustard on it? Mustard is disgusting.
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Comments (42)
HanisMan01 0
Kick him in the teeth...If he has any!
DomoCullen 0
homeless people can be so rude sometimes
changesinme 0
The sandwich probaby didn't taste as sweet as money
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
I know this has nothing to do with the FML but how did 20 get that emjoi to show up when I use one it shows up as ?
Linkshot 0
That's...pretty rude. Still, everybody has preferences, regardless of their situation.
11dibarig 0
totally right- beggars can't be choosers if u don't like what people are wasting their time 2 give u why don't u provide for ur pathetic self- sheesh
alex_vik 1
Maybe he was saving it to ration?
sabrage 0
Was there mustard on it? Mustard is disgusting.
scott_m319 0
Are you kidding? I'd be all over anything with mustard on it! It's not disgusting; you just don't like it. Which is fine. More for me. =)
alphatoomega 21
#8, I like mustard. I'm going to guess you like mayo, which I find disgusting? Matter of personal preference.
Wildghost123 13
we are now enemys
Dasmi3 0
what kind of sandwich was it?
lalosaa 0
that was so sweet of youu, I'm sorry he was such an ass about it
Jari 0
Ungrateful little bastard. I don't think he's really homeless; if he really needed to worry about where his next meal came from, he wouldn't care about the taste. As a side note, #7 is utter scum and everything that is wrong with this world, troll or not.
Stpatch754 0
wat was in this sandwich?
MankaMonkey 0
This is why you don't feed hobo's, it slows the process of natural selection...