Anonymous
Macungie, United States
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
groom
France
Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML
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Canada
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Michelle C
United States
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML
katiebell
Crossed purposes
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
oops
United States
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
cAtaLanbLoOd
Perpignan, France
Generous
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
HaliMali
Hastings, United States
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Kev
Canada
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Well he did warn you!
windfuelsfire 10
Troll homeless man strikes again!
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Locoluis 15
Now that I read this... I'm not sure about the copyright status of submitted homework. Do you own all the copyright rights of a poem you wrote for school? Or those rights belong to the school? For example, 4.4 BSD Unix is © The Regents of the University of California.
Locoluis 15
Oops... wrong link.
nmlutgen 11
Give him some change too? Haha
AngelSpit 18
Literalism win!
doglover100 29
Better than alcohol.
HunterAlpha1 8
well, the way our economy is going, it won't be too long before our money has more nutritional value than monetary value.
HighlandShadows 48
Well... at least you know he wasn't lying to try and get booze money out of you...
andthepennydrops 6
well what did you think he was going to do with it?!
imperialtl 12
I hear those bills are high in fibre.
moneyisaprobem 1
hahaha that homeless is guy is a Boss.
jimbob_76592 5
The one time you should've given change