Anonymous
Macungie, United States
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
groom
France
Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML
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Canada
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Michelle C
United States
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML
katiebell
Crossed purposes
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
oops
United States
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
cAtaLanbLoOd
Perpignan, France
Generous
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
HaliMali
Hastings, United States
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Kev
Canada
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Well he did warn you!
windfuelsfire 10
Troll homeless man strikes again!
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Comments (154)
Delta2Almanac 7
He kept his word..
AmericanJedhead 10
Well he did ask you for money to eat. Yeah, normally that phrase means something else, but he might've had a mental illness...
Enslaved 38
Too bad it wasn't in pennies. That would have filled him up all week!
damn_homie 2
Lmao wtf?? That is so strange!
Jonaahhhh 12
Ah, good. Every FML needs at least one user stating the obvious thought running through everyone's head. Congratulations! Your the idiot.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
^ you're* Don't make yourself look like a hypocrite if you're not going to use the right word...
Jonaahhhh 12
A small grammatical error doesn't deter from my original point. It also definitely doesn't mean I'm an idiot, it means I'm human. I was just sarcastically saying that the person I commented to should have thought of something better to say then the obvious knee-jerk reaction everyone had to this post.
angel_of_death55 7
Pleonasm 36
woops, didn't mean to post this; nothing to see here.
enormouselephant 15
You should have asked for change.
loserman67 36
A more honest man you'll never meet in your life.
ManInTheMachine 20
Why would you just give him the money, you stingy bastard? Take him to the ATM, it's an all-you-can-eat buffet!
joethebiden 8
This is terrible and awesome at the same time.