Kev
Canada
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
horriblefashionsense
Winter Garden, United States
It's Thursday!
Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML
HomelessGirl1
Las Vegas, United States
Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML
Anonymous
Macungie, United States
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
katiebell
Crossed purposes
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML
:|
Canada
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
meesmees
Severna Park, United States
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML
ihaveahome
Czech Republic
Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML
NoNaMe
Australia
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
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ava3dg 0
hey its free food u should go!
yahoowizard 16
Umm, yeah, not one of those you lol so hard at unless you haven't heard of a good joke before
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xXxRandiexXx 0
hahahahahahaha!!! I just 'lol'ed so hard!! sux to be you!!
terranada 3
hey it's a free meal quit whining :/
ellybelly_502 4
I dont get it, how is this an FML? The lady was just being nice..
yahoowizard 16
Umm, yeah, not one of those you lol so hard at unless you haven't heard of a good joke before
EFFyourlifecait 0
awhhh. hahaha. -_-
ava3dg 0
hey its free food u should go!
NorfolkDude 2
Was this woman herself a homeless person? If so, I wouldn't stress it. I live downtown in an area where there are frequent homeless people. They usually ask me for dollars, and to follow them around. Ideally what they want you to do is gain their trust, then pull your wallet out and they'll either grab & run, or ask for more money than you want to give.
Qua5aR 0
:D
8D_fml 0
#6 .. it's a guy, can't you tell by his name ?
lexatron 0
men can be dirty pirate hookers too..
k3llyn 0
omg i really just laughed so hard. thank you.
uncletom_fml 0
you must have been shuffling up the sidewalk, talking to your pocketwatch with an aluminum foil cap on. --just kidding-- actually, most of the homeless people i have met are really cool and willing to help people out. maybe you just looked like you could REALLY use a meal? i wouldn't be offended until the staff starts asking you questions about your mental stability. but, like a few others said, you should have gone. a few of the most interesting conversations i have ever had took place in homeless shelters or soup kitchens. get out, buddy...make some new (pungent) friends.
yay_fml 0
You sound cute. Not kidding. You have a beard and shaggy hair? Mmmmmmmmm.