Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML
Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML
Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for a sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
Today, I was leaving the train station when a man came up to me and asked me if I have an unlimited metrocard to swipe him in. I did have an unlimited card so I told him sure. While taking out my metrocard from my wallet, he grabbed my wallet and ran away as fast as he could. FML
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, after leaving a bar I fell asleep on the Q train heading home. I awoke at 5am in Coney Island, end of the line, to a cop poking me with his baton. He gave me a ticket for "Subway Vagrancy" even though I have a job and an apartment. He didn't ticket the homeless man next to me covered in piss. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
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Top comments
CrassKal 27
I honestly would've punched him.
jordantiner 0
He sounds pissed.. ;)
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Comments (132)
eddeeezzyy 19
You could've just showed him that all you had was your metro card when he asked you.
ailsajayne 5
Why should you have to prove yourself to someone?? That's ridiculous.
flockz 20
i have a two foot shlong.
mykk2700 0
But then EHT if he took tht out of ur hands and ran then u wld b completely out of money!!!!
twtwaldron 5
Youre gay
DarkHelmet 10
That is some nasty shit!! I don't usually condone violence against the less fortunate but I hope you beat his ASS!!
samreimer 7
Sounds like urine trouble.
BunchieRules 31
Yeah, I was going to post something like, "He has no right to do that while urine the bathroom". But it just wouldn't compensate for all of the bad puns like this one did.
zandalee 20
Jeez Louise. Where the **** do you live?
iKendall 3
New York lol
zandalee 20
Right. Is this a common problem with homeless people in New York?
pokefan813 16
42 - It wouldn't be on fml if it was. xD
SkoomaKi 28
It is simple, we kill the homeless man.
babe7260 30
Omg that's so ******* disgusting!!!!! There are homeless people who try to better themselves & get out of their current situation, they are polite & respectful & don't think the world owes them a thing!!! Sounds like you came across the most disgusting pig of a homeless man ever to walk the face of the earth!!! FYL is right!!!! Hope you were able to sanitize urself immediately afterwards!!! Have a better life!!!!
Tempest559 12
No amount of scrubbing will ever wash that away!
broim13calm_down 8
I see urine a smelly situation. no? ok I'm sorry I said that.
luckylea24 7
So am I :P
newbiehere99 6
It took me a minute but I got this ..
ICastillo 25
You should have threw pee right back at that ass hole homeless guy.
goober426 7
Awwww Crap!!!!! *gag*