burningman
Darmstadt, Germany
Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
You OK dude?
Today, I walked out to the parking lot and caught a homeless man laying a fat steamer on the hood of my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
ILiveWithMorons
United States
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
meh beard
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Bowmanville, Canada
I'm awake
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
nimrod23
Australia
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
RingofFire
Edenville, United States
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
chinousmc
Clearwater, United States
Today, I got punched in the face after a stranger asked for a light, didn't realize it was a butane lighter and burnt the tip of his nose lighting his cigarette. Now my nose looks worse than his. FML
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randomguy76 14
He just wanted some warmth and was being resourceful. Don't be so selfish OP, you should have offered up your hair to him anyway.
King_paradox 22
Taking saying "you're on fire" to the next level
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Comments (56)
Killz268 18
I bet he was gonna try and smoke it
LeavenSilva 27
I'm really hoping that 'tried' was the key word, and he didn't actually set your hair on fire
GrinchFu1 27
That's what you get for having a house? I've been attacked by homeless people multiple times in my life, and it was never for any real reason. Gotta keep your head on a swivel. Glad you didn't burn to death!
XxXBadAshXxX 27
Maybe he just wanted to add to your hotness
peggscott 14
He doesn't seem like a very bright spark...
iSaidPluh 2
was probly his last match
ProfessorMctitie 20
I dont want to live on this planet anymore
lndala 15
So which planet that can sustain life as successfully as Earth do you plan to live on?
megan_login 6
so unique
vikky538 29
was there any reason he did not like your hair...in any case that's crazy...if he wants to get warm he has has set the fire with paper or wood...not with hair...
Gorebabee17 10
smelly huh?
salamancer 11
Sorry, but I couldn't help but laugh at that. FYL