burningman
Darmstadt, Germany
Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
You OK dude?
Today, I walked out to the parking lot and caught a homeless man laying a fat steamer on the hood of my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
ILiveWithMorons
United States
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
meh beard
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Bowmanville, Canada
I'm awake
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
nimrod23
Australia
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
RingofFire
Edenville, United States
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
chinousmc
Clearwater, United States
Today, I got punched in the face after a stranger asked for a light, didn't realize it was a butane lighter and burnt the tip of his nose lighting his cigarette. Now my nose looks worse than his. FML
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randomguy76 14
He just wanted some warmth and was being resourceful. Don't be so selfish OP, you should have offered up your hair to him anyway.
King_paradox 22
Taking saying "you're on fire" to the next level
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Comments (56)
joyboy390 12
Aaaaah the joys of riding the bus.... After i got punched in the face by a drunk stranger waiting for my bus i decided it was time to break down and get a car. Skrew the gas prices i refuse to get another black eye for no reason. Hope you have better luck.
RayneWolf13 15
Turn around and eat in front of him. Make sure you stare into his eyes.
PepaSpray 1
you got ratty, coiled and nested dirty hippie hair? if so...that was your fault, not his. he was trying to help. I hope you gave him a dollar.
marzforlife 8
Guess the guy was just trying to keep warm
Freda92 12
Maybe he's a hair fetichist, and for him, the lyrics "oohhh, your sex is on fire" sound better like this "ooohhh, your hair is on fire". Jokes aside, that must have been horrible. I'm sorry for you and hope you're alright :)
Rkikkas9713 25
Have you thrown a rock at him before?
The_Pound 11
That's what u get for taking the bus
Simbaby 23
This girl is on fire !
Anonymous12316 0
Well your username is burningman