Today, a haunted house opened up next to my restaurant and they've gotten into the habit of scaring me as I'm cleaning up at night. They stay open for another month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML
Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML
Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, it's been three days since I started working 12-hour night shifts. My neighbors have now decided to renovate their house. They're focusing on the rooms sharing my wall. FML
Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML
Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML
Today, I came home to a noise complaint letter taped to my apartment door. I haven't been home in over a month. FML
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Top comments
MrsPegg 45
I personally find that awesome! People pay good money for a good scare and you're getting it for free! If it is at all possible, maybe you can get them back(you may as well make the best of it)?
mikepzz 27
make them pasta on the house. use lots and lots of xlax. lock your bathrooms :)
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Comments (96)
KiddNYC1O 22
That's so thrilling. I'd play along.
sugoine 12
59 & 82 both took my suggestions. Go for them both!!!!
PlaceboFX 2
Man, I work at a haunted house, and that's just not cool. Where I work, we're respectful and don't scare anyone that hasn't bought a ticket and therefore /volunteered/ to be scared. Those actors are just being jerks.
morgan2552 0
Dinner and a show! :D
memeguy64682 3
if it bugs you that much,tell them theres a law that it's disrupting your business and you call call the police
bizarre_ftw 22
Set up an Awesome prank and scare them back
lostcrazydiamond 10
I want to hear the story... I don't care what it may do to me. O.o
Psychology_13 8
try not being such a pussy.
sickandsexified 7
Pepper spray them! Jokes on them and guarantee you they'll stop.