Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
Today, at work, I wanted to scare my best friend, who is also my coworker. Thinking that he was cleaning the women's bathroom, I snuck in and right when I was about to scare him, my store director came out of the stall. FML
Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I got locked inside my apartment due to the locking mechanism being stuck, so I had to call off work. They refused to believe me, and insisted that I be in on time or else there would be disciplinary actions taken. Maintenance wasn't available till 3 hours into my shift. FML
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ohsnapword 21
I like how you can use your phone to post an FML about this but not call for help...
pjsr 33
You’re stuck there all night?! What if you need to use the bathroom? Oh... yeah.
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ohsnapword 21
I like how you can use your phone to post an FML about this but not call for help...
pjsr 33
You do know every FML has to start with “Today...”?
Lalala579121 28
Even if this wasn't posted from the bathroom, I thought it was a standard thing for people to have their phones on them at all times these days.
raven_of_azarath 35
I definitely don’t have my phone on me at all times, and several jobs don’t let you have your phone on you.
pjsr 33
You’re stuck there all night?! What if you need to use the bathroom? Oh... yeah.
jkjorn 18
What kind of bathroom has the lock on the OUTSIDE of the door?
RichardPencil 32
Hearing the door lock must’ve given you a sinking feeling. Maybe the door would open if you really faucet? All hope is not down the drain, unless you need to pee. If you do, urinal-ot of trouble!
corrupteddevil 12
Looks like a contender for Best Comments of the Week. Epic pun, Señor Pencil.
ChromoTec 24
Why would you make a pun about a urinal when he's in a woman's bathroom? That's one of the shittiest puns I've seen today. Maybe you need to flush it out of your system. Whatever that was though, urine for it now.
Glowworm56 27
I can't wait for them to realize what happened in the morning when they find you in the ladies room.
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Urine a bit of a predicament
Tillie Jenkins 5
Call your boss, and call the authorities if they wont come let you out. Thats not ok.
mattyiscool123 26
What smart person decided to put a lock on a bathroom door that can’t be opened from the inside?
Chazzster 32
Don’t you have a cell phone? Call your supervisor.