Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I moved into my brand new apartment, only to discover that there is an annoying, constant hum coming from the ceiling above my bed. FML
Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML
Today, I live in a studio and I can hear really weird noises coming from my neighbours, my walls, my floor, and even inside, without knowing what did fall/scratch/move. I seriously wonder if someone lives hidden in the walls. I don't know if I should call the cops, a psychiatrist, or an exorcist. FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML
Today, the fire alarm keeps going off at my apartment. Not only is the noise ear-piercingly loud enough to wake the entire neighbourhood, there's also a big flashing red light in case the deafening sound isn't enough. This is my day off. It's going on all day. FML
Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
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evilplatypus 39
You can make a fortune with Paranormal Activity number...wait, what number is that crappy franchise up to?
TylerAnderson98 10
"Yes hello, toilet? I won't be needing you anymore because I just shit myself a month's worth."
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evilplatypus 39
You can make a fortune with Paranormal Activity number...wait, what number is that crappy franchise up to?
maniaccy 8
You will not stay and look into that ghost while getting possessed, pulled out of bed, and whispered at in some point of this journey. You will pack. And get the **** out.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Best advice I've come across in a while, 23. OP - you have your orders. Now start packing...
DeathInACan 3
I vote we call Ghostbusters.
LeFrogDog 27
Tell ghosts stories, it lightens the mood.
\ 28
In the Islamic faith, there is a race of invisible beings called the Jinn that enjoy fooling around with people... They like to do simple things like knocking things off tables and making strange noises to frighten humans... Just FYI.
omgitsmoe 26
They even posses the Human , and a alot more , but in Ramadan (it's a holy month in our religion ) they are all gone , I am a Muslim !
BubbleGrunge 18
I vote we call the Winchesters!
SirEbro 7
Some ghosts have been known to follow you.. those people left their haunted houses living under the false impression that they had escaped a terrible fate. They were wrong. But I'm sure it won't happen to you OP. After all it only happens in movies right ;)
hallix 21
Yes, 93!
NinjaBunny026 16
Amen #23
SlapAndTickle 20
Chill guys, it's just Patrick Swayze.
Alihb 16
Theyre really.just epic trolls
maniaccy 8
In Ramadan, i.e. this month, all demons, shaytans and jinn are chained up and locked underground. So just keep the faith and nothing will happen inshallah. Even if you don't believe, there is truly nothing.
ajh557 22
#112-That's what the like button is for
DropTheDaggerxx 31
@93, better get the salt. And the holy water, and the silver...
abeg157 14
Hopefully he doesn't try to say hello to it. I think the past, (I Don't Know How Many Either) Paranormal Activity's have taught us that.
brenton490 19
How dare you guys judge the ghost/ demon maybe he just wants a hug
mim777 4
#139 that's what the dislike button is for.
MickiJ 20
#155 is right! Maybe the last owners ignored him and he just wants some love...
Fellsnows 5
Who you guna call?
lilmegiscool 4
Otherwise known as a "ghost".
Yummiez 14
Dean!
beclaurela 18
Read some creepypastas, that will help even more!
RpiesSPIES 27
Or play some creepypasta games, like: Pokemon: LostSilver Escape Lavender Town Luna 1, 2, 3, 4, 0 This way, nothing will scare you because you've conditioned yourself :D
Stormdriven37 6
2-Your profile picture helps just as much as your advice. Creepy.
peacheso 31
Just got back from watching 'The Conjuring' and this post isn't helping. I don't think I'm sleeping till winter
zandalee 20
122- I know! Scared me a lot! To make matters worse, we had a wee earthquake in the cinema while watching it! I screamed! Bless Christchurch...
Alihb 16
MRCREEPYPASTA!!!
Alihb 16
Seriously? Downvote me, I dont care, but MrCreepyPasta? Really? HAVE YOU EVER EVEN LISTENED TO HIM READ CREEPYPASTAS?! HIS VOICE IS THAT OF THE SWEETEST HONEY!!!
Sal_G_63 5
30: or the creepypasta for Godzilla NES... RUN!!!
Nobody_Nowhere 12
Try reading symmetry, the crawl space, or the puppet.
Rougeee 6
I suggest a ouija board for hours of fun!
EffYoLife 14
And years of torment?
mat_sib 18
But if winter is coming there will be no sleep
TylerAnderson98 10
"Yes hello, toilet? I won't be needing you anymore because I just shit myself a month's worth."
brave_josh 9
At least they can't get you now with your pants down.
DeathInACan 3
More like they won't want to..
carecow 16
You'll never be alone in the bed again. :E
RoboCunnilingus 23
I hear poltergeists are exceptional cuddlers.
misszombiexx 10
Awe, you can spoon with Casper. c:
BubbleGrunge 18
Twelve year old me would have died to cuddle with Casper!
RoboCunnilingus 23
Was that pun intentional, ma'am?
imlifeless2 25
Dont get polter-raped. *Prepares for downvotes*
jeepers_1 21
Exorcist home edition?
Uramonkey 11
No wonder OP got such a good deal on the house. The previous owners wanted to get the hell out of there! Remember folks, if it seems like it's free there is probably a "hidden "cost attached.
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
Who you gonna call?
LindsayxMoore 18
Umm yea id be freaking out!
nikhilmanuel 10
Nothing to do there.....I guess it's time to call an exorcist.
Jivesliven 24
Screw that, call the Winchesters!
fallslikedominos 10
Screw that, get the **** outta there!
Obey_StudBoii 23
Time to get the hell out of there.
Uramonkey 11
And come running into the reassuring arms of the FML community :).
Mossears133 15
Pun intended?
Melix 31
RUN.
evilplatypus 39
If the Doctor tells you to run, you know you damn well better run!
Medd_fml 13
YDI. It was the ghosts house first.
rawr_ily96 24
Take your stupid YDI claims somewhere else.
threer 30
Joke.
rosenkrieger223 24
It was so stupid it got thumbed way up, while your comment is about to buried. Plus I'm pretty sure the original comment was a joke. Don't be so quick to make accusative assumptions.
shan88 14
12. Don't you know that assumptions are the mother of all **** ups? Think first perhaps
Dusty_Busters 15
Well the ghost isn't paying rent!