Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML
Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
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kamkak 0
i know someone who dated her second cousin..discusting!
vansbabe66 0
ur from Canada lol
shamille 5
parallel cousin or cross cousin? actually, it doesn't matter to me. ewwww.
Youdontwinfriend 0
Where does he think he is, Shelbyville?
yeahreally 6
O_____o thats awkward fyl x1000
Thisbe_fml 0
He wants you to stop "testing" him...? I don't know what the **** that means, but if I were you I wouldn't go anywhere alone with this creeper.
akstyle8615 0
hope he's kidding
honutattoo 0
Yea but he's your first cousin. So there's your cousin, and then there's your first cousin...
newmrspattinson 0
snickerdoodles, you're really pissing me off with your comments
aussie_girl_fml_fml 0
it's a quote off mean girls, calm down :)
honutattoo 0
Yea but he's your first cousin. So there's your cousin, and then there's your first cousin...
honutattoo 0
Yea but he's your first cousin. So there's your cousin, and then there's your first cousin...