Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML
Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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wincest?
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ColdGold 6
ha ha Blue bloods and Royalty do it all the time -- inner-breed that is. Hillbilly and rednecks get the jokes told about them for doing it. Unless your cousin is a horn-dog, just set him up with someone nice. Right now, you seem the only option, so give him another option.
gagtjs 0
its face book i could say i kicked a purple eliphant in the blass and it turned into a peach with potatoes for arms and about 50 people would beleive me (probly cuz there high though)
blastvortex 4
I've heard and seen worse, although I might guess that he wonders why Luke didn't marry Leia.
brianjman14 23
snickerdoodles u just piss me off a lot
missygirl213 5
wtf. loll be happy even your cousin likes you xD
lexxi579 0
haha grossss
marie_yuh100 3
there's nothing better than good ol' incest
ohSNAPyall 27
You tease!
QueenOfStars 0
so?
monkeypaw 0
snickerdoodles, I will piss in your mouth if you say one more thing about people's grammar!