Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML
Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
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dtm1973 0
My boyfriend and ME. Not "I". A picture of me. That is my biggest pet peeve in grammar!
andruha1123 5
I will ;)
penpal33 7
Would be a perfect match. He would correct other ppl's grammer while you can tell ppl how to live their lives. I love a happy ending ... :-D
aDerangedStateOf 0
Damn.. I Wanted To Marry Snickerdoodles.
The_Norwegian 2
#38 = Win.
ImaginaryFoe 1
#20, thank you. This is also my biggest grammar pet peeve. I overlook using wrong "to" or "your" or "its" frequently and even let "discusting" and all its friends slide but this gets under my skin for some reason (along with "whom" being used incorrectly). It just seems so pretentiously idiotic.
SonOfAMitch 14
^ Is it now a threesome?
AJG390 0
Ickk. This girl I used to be friends with told me how she had sex with her cousin.. On like three different occasions too..
mubaki 18
hahahaha. I thought this fml was really annoying and self-centered until the last sentence. FYL
FrecklesXO 8
That's just wrong.
mahamii_93 0
hahaha wtf!
bozodaone 0
Someone called you gorgeous, oh no!!!!! F my life!!! How can I go on!!!! It's the cousins life/head that is messed up, not yours unless this isn't the full story so I don't see what the big deal is...
daniisme 0
cuz her cousin asked her out? dumbass. my friends dated someone who turned out to be her bro and another which was her cousin lol
ImaginaryFoe 1
^ How?!?
toby2009 0
Oh Canada.. :|
theQunit 0
yea that's what happens in Canadia I guess haha, I kid...
zolltf 4
canadia?? What country is that?
zolltf 4
OH SHIT I forgot to capitalize Canadia!!!!! someone save me from the trolls!
janise 2
It's Canada.
turkeyburger 0
grammer nazis jesus christ your on a social fun site...get the stick out your ass and relax..
srunano 4
That was directed at #17 lmao win^^^
aDerangedStateOf 0
I've Always Found it Fascinating How Canada Contiues To Exist. Now I Know..
bozodaone 0
"cuz her cousin asked her out? dumbass." We have a slow one. Figure this one out for me: Guy asks girl out, girl declines, guy feels embarrassed, girl doesn't care, right? Try and connect the dots for me, how is that a bad thing for the girl in this posts situation? The guy's a freak and he got denied, he's the one who should post an FML no?
srunano 4
There is a reply button so your comment can be directed at the right person, just pointing it out...Now, I think her life sucks because it would definitely be weird and creepy to have him as a cousin and be asked out by said cousin