Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML
Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
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lovepink10 0
#59 LOLOL thst rhymess
V_S234 0
#147, "my boyfriend and I" is incorrect. And yes, kissing is a verb, but "my boyfriend's and my kissing" is correct. It is "my boyfriend's and my" act of kissing. It is not commonly said this way anymore, but it is correct.
mxtn 0
In this context, it would be 'my boyfriend and me'
TheInvisibleOne 31
Please get off the Internet and return to your Kindergarten class.
nobridgejustwate 0
No, "my boyfriend and I" is correct. "My boyfriend's and my" would only make sense if the kissing was owned by you and your boyfriend (like a pet, i.e. my boyfriend's and my cat). "My boyfriend and me" is never correct, gramatically speaking, although coloquially accepted.
trackmagic 0
I think he was kidding about going out
chickadee25 0
That so gross! I agree with trackmagic, he was probably just kidding, hopefully!
totes_sucks 0
Is your cousin George-Michael Bluth?
brandeee 0
No. He wasn't kidding, and I can't believe you guys are arguing about grammar.
MichelleZB 0
@ 158: WRONG. What do you mean "my boyfriend and me" is never correct? That's completely untrue. Look kids, you say "my boyfriend and I" if it's the subject--if you and your boyfriend are the ones doing the thing in the sentence. Example: "My boyfriend and I drove to the country." You say "my boyfriend and me" if you're the object in the sentence--if stuff is happening to you. You would say "Squid juice spilled out on my boyfriend and me." Saying "my boyfriend and I" there would make the sentence wrong and disgusting. An easy rule is to cut out the other person in the sentence. Do you say "a picture of I" or " a picture of me"? You say "a picture of me". So it's "a picture of my boyfriend and me." I hope this clears it up.