Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML
Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
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Comments (206)
lattermanlarry 0
LOL are you from west virginia
alexxandra329 0
sick bitch!
Tishawna_fml 0
ew WTF!?
nobridgejustwate 0
COUSIN SEX, OH IT'S AWKWARD, BUT LEGAL. Anybody else? Electrolise. Win ^___^
applz_fml 0
yo calm down wit all dat dis iz da internet not a friggin essay ertime i wanna c an fml u come up soundin lyk a middle age teacher that needs 2 get laid sooooo shut up and dont try commenting on my spelling or grammar either
FockinA 0
rednecks do it why not u ?
V_S234 0
My boyfriend and ME!!!!!! Or better yet, my boyfriend's and my kissing. If you really want a grammar Nazi.
nobridgejustwate 0
Actually, "my boyfriend and I" is correct. Also, as kissing is the verb and not, in general, a noun, "my boyfriend's and my kissing" is incorrect. Nice try though.
V_S234 0
"A picture of I?" I don't think so.
nobridgejustwate 0
Cutting "my boyfriend and" out would leave 'me' to be correct, yes. But it's "my boyfriend and I". The rules change for singular to plural. Shocking, isn't it?
nobridgejustwate 0
*from. Damn auto-correct.
MichelleZB 0
Wait, no it isn't. "A picture of my boyfriend and me kissing" is correct. It doesn't matter what's singular and what's plural.
V_S234 0
nobridgejustwate, you just can't be wrong, can you?
nobridgejustwate 0
nope ^_^
BorisTheDrunk 0
ydi for being a stereotypical redneck!
MeMyMo 0
Creepy...
rahhh 0
hahah incest is the best. but ew FYL