Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML
Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
Today, a woman came knocking on my door. Not to sell something or to chat, no. To punch me in the mouth. Apparently, I stole her husband and I'm a homewrecker. We don't have a clue who she is. My husband and I have been married for 5 years, and were high school sweethearts. FML
Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML
Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML
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fcukU30to1 2
At least he is willing to stand behind his words rather than hiding behind a screen.
Feared 9
He thinks he is tough? Tell him that if he thinks so, that he should show up to my door. Name: P. Sherman Address: 128 wallaby way Sydney
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Comments (152)
undrtheblnkt 0
36- Gig 'em
TheDrifter 24
Makes me wonder what op's fiance said that made him mad enough to drive all the way over there to whoop some ass
sabor_ranchero 12
Are you sure your fiancé was the troll instead of, oh, I don't know, a neighbor in an on-going prank war with your fiancé? No? Meh, at least I gave it shot.
niallo 23
Beat me to it. I was thinking the same thing from the moment I read the original post. You would have to be a special kind of stupid to post your real name and address on an open board. Especially if you're a troll. It is definatally a set up. The come and get me was a give away.
u002764 3
I figured it was the ex. Good revenge I'd say.
The8th 0
They call that bitchmaid
TSN619 7
If you're gonna use slang atleast use the right term, it's bitch made. Dumb ****.
ice_bck_420 0
Damn well at least did he back his shit up?
lovemeorloseme7 4
i would have told that guy who showed up to "by all means, kick my Fiance's ass maybe then you can knock some sense into him for the things NOT to post on the internet. also because he probably deserves it." lesson learned for your fiance. and lesson learned to where you probably need to put a parental control on the internet if he is THAT stupid to do that.
saxetsasnak 5
******* awesome
pagullarka 9
What the hell is so awesome he's hiding in his bathroom while the girlfriend is listening to some dude talking about kicking ass.
BenniiTora 6
It never said he went out to fight the guy. It sounds like he hid behind his girl.
MsMeiriona 2
So did he fight the guy or not?
pagullarka 9
He's hiding in the bathroom
GlitterAngel 8
Better than being a "keyboard warrior" I guess .. You know what your marrying.