Today, my baby threw up all over my homework, which I worked really hard on and is due tomorrow. Moral of the story is don’t have a kid when you're in high school. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML
Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML
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TwoBytesCarley 27
Strap in, it’s only going to get a lot harder once the free babysitting, room and board disappear.
Elizabeth Burley 22
Maybe if you did your homework on birth control you could have saved yourself some aggravation.
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Comments (3)
TwoBytesCarley 27
Strap in, it’s only going to get a lot harder once the free babysitting, room and board disappear.
Elizabeth Burley 22
Maybe if you did your homework on birth control you could have saved yourself some aggravation.
Hangryko 32
How do you know she abd her partner didn't use birth control? It could have failed.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
There's no way you don't deserve this.