Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML
Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
Today, a woman came knocking on my door. Not to sell something or to chat, no. To punch me in the mouth. Apparently, I stole her husband and I'm a homewrecker. We don't have a clue who she is. My husband and I have been married for 5 years, and were high school sweethearts. FML
Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML
Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML
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fcukU30to1 2
At least he is willing to stand behind his words rather than hiding behind a screen.
Feared 9
He thinks he is tough? Tell him that if he thinks so, that he should show up to my door. Name: P. Sherman Address: 128 wallaby way Sydney
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Comments (152)
Mikmeister 3
Win and fail
zebralover23 14
That's to funny, you have one special fiancé you got there
BD_Swingin 0
Come at me bro. 123 Thisisnotreal, wonderland
brownlace 0
Lmao! You should've recorded that!
angelitoparis 0
Lmao! I really hope he gets beat up for being such a ****** retard!
The_otis 4
soooo funny. props to the challenger. god knows we need more men like him!
OffToTheGayBar 9
"Oh, now you ****** up. Now you ****** up. You have ****** up, now." I think it's an appropriate thing to say at this moment. >.> I'd throw 'im to the wolves; it'd be funny.
rodnog 1
Am i the only one who thinks that someone else gave out your fiance's address? I mean come on, what's more likely: A. Your fiance, in a heated troll-out, gave his address in a public forum, looking for a fight. or B. Someone who knows your fiance gave out the address to mess with him. The guy who showed up isn't showing much intelligence there...
HonestWalnut 3
I find it funny how some people get so worked up over petty insults.Even over the internet
CSTDude77 7
Feed the mouse to the lion