Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML
Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
Today, a woman came knocking on my door. Not to sell something or to chat, no. To punch me in the mouth. Apparently, I stole her husband and I'm a homewrecker. We don't have a clue who she is. My husband and I have been married for 5 years, and were high school sweethearts. FML
Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML
Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML
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fcukU30to1 2
At least he is willing to stand behind his words rather than hiding behind a screen.
Feared 9
He thinks he is tough? Tell him that if he thinks so, that he should show up to my door. Name: P. Sherman Address: 128 wallaby way Sydney
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Comments (152)
dabomb1463 0
Wow your husband is a troll otherwise known as a keeper
tennisrapper1 14
Hopefully he's brawny enough to handle all of these people...
Jf770 10
What a catch.
yeongji 31
You better rethink whether it is worth marrying your fiance.. you do not want someone to share personal information with others that can lead to even more dangerous encounters, especially if the two of you ever have kids!
derpspot 2
Wow kinda rude of him to invite total strangers over to yalls house trying to pick fights.
KVKdragon 26
Call 911? :/
perdix 31
I think evolution is going to leave your fiancé's kind behind. You need to find a male who is better adapted to life in the Internet age to fertilize your eggs. You don't want to get stuck with dial-up, Neanderthal babies!
taerts 9
If someone actually bothered coming to your door... Your fiancé must've been a pretty damn annoying troll XD
rattusrattus 19
Or the other guy is extremely proud of the monagamous commitment of his parents.
Nbrandwine 7
Watch out, we got a bad ass over here.
Ace2254 8
When a 9mm comes in handy