Today, a guest of the private beach club I work at asked if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. She was serious and complained to my boss, saying I was absolutely no help. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at work, I got a complaint from a guest. She complained that after spending two hours to get her hair done for a wedding, she got drenched with water from a child. I work at a WATER PARK. Thank you for calling me a pathetic asshat for no reason in front of other guests. FML
Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML
Today, I went downstairs to complain to my landlady that there was no water when I was trying to wash my hair. To which she replied, "No, of course there is water, it's just all going into my swimming pool." FML
Today, I was at the pool, casually flirting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed and thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML
Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML
Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to post a sign at the deep end of the public swimming pool, saying, "This end topless only." When someone complained, he said that I did it, and I got banned from the pool for life. And fired, too - I was the lifeguard. FML
Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML
Today, I work cleaning houses and a customer submitted a complaint about me to my boss, because he didn’t expect me to use his water from his taps, running up his water bill, which he saw as unfair. What was I supposed to do, bring a water tank with me on my back? Prick. FML
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MyCommentsSuck 21
Tell her you'll check the global thermostat, the hippies keep complaining about global warming and turning it back down.
qtbabe127 22
Yes, they do exist. And yes, they do reproduce.
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Comments (79)
xopher425 19
I deal with the same sort, more money than brains. Once had a customer in my pet shop, chatting on her cell phone and getting in everyone's way. She even asked one of my coworkers if he could make the parrots shut up, she couldn't hear her conversation over them. He suggested that she finish her conversation outside.
Neesalun 20
That woman is an idiot! She should be kicked out for not having enough sense.
iamsophie 13
Wow, some people are so dumb, it scares me. I really hope she was dared to do that!
ty7in_topic 31
Someone didn't pay attention on school.
simsgirlgem 25
Hopefully your boss knows some people shouldn't breed and didn't reprehend you for laughing I mean seriously its the ocean not a pool
pdp_fml 21
Blame President Bush?
Xotoolyxo 16
Air head, sometimes I wonder if people think things through before saying your thoughts out loud
derekrhu 3
Sounds like its a rich people/1st world problem
CutiePatootie85 11
Wow what a bitch! Hope for humanity gone.
Jst4kicks 16
tell her youll call poisiden asap.