Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
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jbird1193 3
at least they will be at your house in 30 minutes or less..
mmsdrummer51 3
so order 500 pizzas and send them to her house
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Comments (123)
thatnucca 36
She's more of a loser than you are OP! Either she can't cook and eats a lot of pizza, or she has a crush on the pizza guy... Why memorize that number really?
mcintosh123 15
Fyl OP, same thing happened to me I didn't have the confidence to ask her out and now she is graduating and I know it's my fault for not making a move. ):
garfield224 0
Ouch. The irony
kei1108 13
Then she definitely isn't worth your time.
wannabesinger 16
Mmm stuffed crust pizza
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Was your last crush a saucy redhead named Wendy?
xxchrisxx18 0
hahaha the office! best thing ever. "could an average sized rowboat support her?" that's a win
HSOMGF 5
Hint to Anonymous: women only pull that trick with persistent creepy guys. Might want to change your approach.
Zdog101 0
at least now u now were to call for the first date
XxGuard 0
I hate when girls do that. It makes a good chunk of the female population of girls look bad and untrustworthy because it's like a chain reaction because they pass on the idea. I've had girls do that to me before, I just make them look stupid and then they stop. No wonder so many guys aren't wanting to get married nowadays, even though I was married once, but it's always to the older and more mature woman. I feel for yah bro. I'd just go up to her and thank her for giving you the number to your favourite pizza hut, make her look like a douche. I only think it's okay to do that if the number was given to a guy/girl who was drunk and either intentionally or unintentionally makes them look unappealing. But all in all, it's just plain rude and immature. Some girls should just grow up and act like adults.
Bonta_kun_fml 2
Interesting... do you do that before or AFTER you hide the girl's dead bodies?
atomicbaboon 0
girls who do that make the whole female population of girls look bad? is there a female population of boys as well? and if so, does this act make them look bad?
XxGuard 0
where did I say whole????? I said a good chunk. Yet nothing was said about hiding a body, you said that. When it comes to boys... girls do stuff to make guys give them a fake number. They just don't realize it because they think all boys are too stupid to notice, when really, it's the opposite. I've lived in 3 countries and all the girls are the same.
That0therguy 4
I'm commenting to say that that comment was too long and it gave me a seizer. I will find you.
DoomedGemini 38
It's a safer way to reject someone. There's a lot of entitled guys who won't take no for an answer
natasha101488 0
ugh some people are just so immature, its her loss on to rhe next