Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
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jbird1193 3
at least they will be at your house in 30 minutes or less..
mmsdrummer51 3
so order 500 pizzas and send them to her house
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Comments (123)
mmsdrummer51 3
so order 500 pizzas and send them to her house
izspecial 0
brilliant idea!
logcabin69 0
haha!! that's what I would do!
picklezz123 5
if he doesn't know her number, why would he know her address? lol
MetalLetteRaver 0
and it would be with his own money so that makes it a fail idea
Pinkanani 12
What a witch! I'm sorry OP. Now you know she's not worth your time or attention!
emoverlord 0
well obv shes a fatty if she knows the # to order pizza off the top of her head..
kiaralove53 0
It also might be the fake number she uses for numerous guys.
mrahhhhh 21
Look at my profile picture. That guy also knows the number to the local Pizza Hut off the top of his head.
jasminea 0
hahaa, that's what i said! I mean that's just kinda weird if she knows it
xxchrisxx18 0
the commercials are pretty catchy. I've never ordered a pizza but I know the number. I prefer my delissio not delivery
Bellacanfixit 2
Well she sounds just awful. Forget her OP, you deserve better :)
melly219 0
it's pathetic she has the pizza hut fone # memorized I mean who knows that
xxchrisxx18 0
I do! it's the same number for every pizza hut. the only difference is the area code
vipnip 0
wow that's sad she's mean.
vbmg152 19
Don't you know? Girls always do that if they don't want to talk to you! Did you get the hint?
f1ncher 0
oh well.
wooptheresheis 1
he is
pinkspaceboundro 0
I'd call and order her a bunch of pizza to wherever she is, school, work etc.