Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jot that down
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Hitting it off
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
Denied
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Hard pass
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Fat chance
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Top comments
RoseCrystal 17
Perhaps she typed it into her phone before leaving, thereby giving you a chance for a real connection. Or not...
Welshite 40
It's not smooth when you give a girl some scrap of paper. Go talk to her and show her some of your better qualities; you might find that she'll be a bit more responsive.
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Comments (106)
mickyb10 13
Follow her.
gc327072 31
On twitter? Not a bad idea. IRL? Yikes...
nerobluerose 10
Micky- creating staplers since bf ore I was born.
JustDerpin 11
"pimpdaddy"
greenie213 23
Don't move bro... There's something on your head.
KSG472 3
Yeah follow her, what have you got to lose? And even if you did have something to lose your little maneuver already lost you everything. So follow her.
ConBroChilll 9
Oh well.. sucks to suck, doesn't it.
Draxanoth 15
very smooth indeed...
TheGianaJinx 0
If I was a guy, and got rejected like that... Shit would hit the fan. I mean she could have been nice enough to just not call him -_-.
innavoiG 9
She didn't call him, that's why she gave back the paper...
jrgr 6
Yes she could have just kept the paper and not call him, but maybe he shouldn't have made a douchebag move like that. If he was interested in her then he should have asked for HER number. He shouldn't have just assumed that some "smooth" move like that was really gonna work.
fromthesuck 8
I know what he did and why it didn't work. Trust me if you're into a specific girl you're not supposed write "for a good time..." above your number. Only do that if you plan to pass out your number to multiple cheap ***** at once.
chunkalicious 7
But yet, aren't girls supposed to be attracted to confidence? If it were a girl giving a guy her number, and him giving it back to her before leaving the room, everybody would be being more sympathetic. Double standards, people.
tabbycat2007 22
77 he's not showing confidence by handing her a paper with his number and walking away. That shows arrogance. Confidence would be walking up to her, talking to her, and then asking for her number. By just handing her his number, it makes him look like he believes he can get any girl by just handing off his number and walking away.
xblair 11
most FMLs that has "trying to be smooth/cute" in it always end up they deserve it
Eivana 37
Yes, girls are attracted to confidence. I have no idea what that woman's problem is. Sounds like she wasn't worth much to me.
RoseCrystal 17
Perhaps she typed it into her phone before leaving, thereby giving you a chance for a real connection. Or not...
xcarxcrashx 9
Yeah. That's totally probably exactly what happened!
Kristabug91 1
Haha I doubt it
l0v3p4in 7
After reading "....a chance for a real connection." I immediately thought of those sex chat lines. Just me?
BulldogHoops 14
Yup.
dino_cookie4 7
She is sooo smooth. To bad she didnt keep it, But she probably has a boyfriend... It will be pretty sure it will be weird seeing her now.
mandarinnilssn 10
What makes you draw the conclusion that she has a boyfriend?
greenie213 23
There's still hope! She could have put your number in her phone! Or blocked it... But think positive!
the_true_batman 10
Women can be insensitive. Not contacting you or saying "Sorry, I'm not interested" would be a much more appropriate response.
Factor_fml 6
Well, he didn't contact her or say that he was interested, so the response was quite appropriate. Since he did it silently and without any information to follow along with it, for all she knows he took her for someone else.
Scarshadow101 6
Just because one girl responded in a not-so-kind way, doesn't mean all women are insensitive and unkind. Way to be stereotypical.
PinkieKeen 20
Totally agree with scar. Just because one girl rejected some guys phone number doesn't mean all girls are insensitive. Achievement Unlocked: Be extremely sexist on FML.
walmartpaysme 15
6, aren't women generally known for being OVERLY sensitive. Seriously, you should have said PEOPLE can be insensitive. (As my profile clearly states, i'm a girl)
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Batman I fully agree! And to the posts above, it's not just one. It's the 93 or so out of a 100 that gives that reputation. I've lost count of the girls I've asked for their number and got; laughed at, told to f**k off, fake dry heaving, or over the top hurtful ways. Only a very few times have I heard no thank. Women for the most part are crewel.
Batterypost 23
#47 and #49, he wrote "Women can be insensitive", not "Women are so insensitive!".
the_true_batman 10
Thank you. I said "can be", not "always are". So it turns out that I'm not sexist, and that you people are illiterate. Achievement unlocked: Be extremely illiterate on FML.
Welshite 40
It's not smooth when you give a girl some scrap of paper. Go talk to her and show her some of your better qualities; you might find that she'll be a bit more responsive.
the_true_batman 10
You don't know his situation. It may be that he isn't good with approaching girls with conversation, and he asked a female friend for advice and she said "You need to make a better first impression, just smoothly give her a slip of paper with your number on it, and you can get to know each other through text, so when you meet again in person you'll be comfortable with her." It isn't easy for everyone to approach someone, fearing rejection, and try to make a good impression. Especially after several failed attempts. Slipping someone your number isn't ideal, but if the alternative is being a sweaty, stuttering, nervous wreck, it may be the best option you have.
Miss_Lisaa 16
Yeah, but if she had said yes, he would have had to talk to her anyway. And be sweaty and evertything. So.. Why just don't go talking to her ? Much better than sending a poor number on a piece of paper. It's as bad as a poke on Facebook, to me.
Welshite 40
Sometimes girls appreciate it when they know how much courage it took to talk to them. It lets them know that they are more important or attractive enough to outweigh the cost of possible social humiliation or personal anxiety. On the other hand, metaphorically shoving your number down her throat is a definite turn-off and makes you look like a complete self-obsessed jerk. It doesn't take that much effort to say hi and introduce yourself to someone.
JustDerpin 11
^tldr: I am the true Batman.
the_true_batman 10
#19, yes, but it is much much easier to talk to someone in person after you already know they are interested and have had some conversation with them. If she sent kind texts and seems like a nice person it is much less scary talking to her in person than it is going up to her not knowing if she'll just verbally destroy you.
Jaxx66 21
No, no. Batman, you're looking at it through the digital glasses. 'hide behind the computer screen, it's safer' sort of deal. I'd rather a man with courage (even if he's nervous!) to come talk to me, to put some thought into what's he's going to approach me with and then try. It personally makes me feel as if they are more of a man. Not to mention, it's rather adorable too see them nervous. Not all men have that, some can just go smoothly into the conversation, but it's up to both parties to be polite and properly address the other. In this case, the girl OP slipped the paper too, properly addressed him. She gave back the piece of paper exactly how she obtained it. That is how he wanted it. If he wanted words, he'd of used words first.
luminos77 3
Your long description makes it appear that you are a "nice" guy. I'm sure you get friend zoned a lot. Don't be so forward like OP.
gader 3
I wanna poke you on Facebook. How do you fell about!! Wired I haven't thought about being poked on Fb. It's ok though lol
the_true_batman 10
#70 I assume you are talking to me. You'd be assuming wrong. Once I was sort of friend-zoned, I was friends-with-benefits-zoned. I cared about the girl though, and it was hard hanging out with her every day and having a sexual relationship with her but not anything more. But it was even harder to resist. I don't get friend-zoned a lot, but I do seem to always find the girls who want to **** but not date, or date for a few weeks and then move on. I especially hate the whole "Sorry, I just can't stay in this relationship because I'll just keep hurting you (referring to her cheating), but we can still be friends." And then two weeks later she stops talking to me. Whatever though. I guess it's better to have sex with many hot women than to have none.
pere 11
Maybe you could say hi to her first next time
realSlimjimShady 7
She wants the D!
hopsinlove17 26
She didn't even want the number. There's no way she wanted the D:
stolencookie 17
Obviously, 9 meant she wanted the "Distance" when they said the "D."
Mister_Triangle 21
Nobody gets your humor, 9, but that's ok, because I do, and I appreciate you.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
"trying to be smooth"...automatically made me click YDI.