Today, I had to pee at work. I ended up using all the toilet paper. When I opened the door to leave, a dude was waiting to use the washroom. I told him there was no more toilet paper. He goes, “You finished all of it?” I panicked and said, “No, I didn’t use any!” FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I woke up to use the restroom, because I had to take a shit. There was basically no toilet paper left. I asked my boyfriend if he could go get some. It was 1 a.m. He said he’d go when the stores were open, then told me to just rinse off in the shower. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet stall and realized too late that there was no toilet paper left on the roll. I had to awkwardly shuffle around in a panic, knocking on the stall walls to ask for help. The guy in the next stall over gruffly said, “Dude, be a man, just use a sock or something.” FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet paper. There was another guy in the restroom so I asked him if he could hand me a roll. He laughed, called me a dumbass, turned off the lights and walked out. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Say, “I cannot spare a square. There isn’t a square to spare.” Make sure your voice is flinty.
pins91 27
I don’t think this one deserves a udi OR the other one, this is just funny, and something I’d do too.
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pins91 27
I don’t think this one deserves a udi OR the other one, this is just funny, and something I’d do too.
RichardPencil 32
Say, “I cannot spare a square. There isn’t a square to spare.” Make sure your voice is flinty.
RichardPencil 32
Not a single square! Not even a ply!
mas12806 24
You don’t use tp to pee
bl3ur0z3 17
You do if you're female.
RichardPencil 32
Also, guys don’t speak in the bathroom. The fact the OP mentioned toilet paper made me think something was amiss. Turns out, the OP was a miss.
RichardPencil 32
Like Taylor Swift says, we “shake it off, shake, shake, shake it off!”
PhoenixChick 26
When you are using a garden hose and turn the water off, do you feel the need to towel off the hose?
Gubbon 17
Don't worry melissa, some men do use it.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
what u do toss the roll in the toilet then piss on it like htf do u go thru that much via a piss😂
AmbrosiaFan 19
The OP is a female...
julfunky 29
Who said the roll was full?