Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
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jbird1193 3
at least they will be at your house in 30 minutes or less..
mmsdrummer51 3
so order 500 pizzas and send them to her house
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Comments (123)
rroxie124 5
awe:( poor you
darren42 0
so did u order
LtChicken 0
you then ordered a pizza, didn't you?
Karma_apoc 8
Look on the bright side, that means she knows that number by heart and will eventually die lonely and fat for being a bitch.
iyazwoodfle 4
ok thanks very much for saying u lost the note. very important.
lexi365 20
Wow. If she was smarter, she would of gave you suicide hotline. That's what I do and sorry OP that must have sucked.
That0therguy 4
Pepperoni please.
beastlycool 0
hey it's okay. it probably wasn't worth it if she knows pizza huts number off the top off her head.
nirenna 6
hey, at least you can order a pizza to make you feel better.
ACM1991 9
girls are ****** crazy bro. move onnnnnn.