Today, a coworker informed me that she thinks I may be descended from a race of goblins, because of my squat stature, ugly face and hairy arms. She was being completely serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML
Today, at work, I was making an appointment for an old lady who told me, "You look like a movie star!" I started to thank her when she followed up with, "Like that girl from the horror movie! Your black hair and pale skin makes you look scary! Oh, sorry…" with the coworker I hate the most sitting right next to me. FML
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
Today, after weeks of everyone at work avoiding me, I finally asked my coworker what was up. She informed me, “You’re 350lbs and try to dress like an office siren, it’s pathetic to look at.” FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
Today, an overweight coworker of mine was saying that her favorite mythical creatures was Mermaids, because she considers them graceful, carefree and aesthetically beautiful, like her. I absentmindedly blurted out, “Not with that body.” The word “Sorry” didn’t cut it for the write up I received. FML
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Sunako_fml 9
Tell her that you think she descended from a race of bitches.
Levvy 22
Here's how to know for sure: Do people get experience points for hitting you?
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Comments (147)
ManInTheMachine 20
Kindly inform her that she is a descendant of harpies; loud, bitchy creatures that have a distinctly annoying sound to their voice. That should shut her up.
perdix 31
What an idiot! Everyone knows that goblins fanatically wax and Nair their arms, duh!
olpally 33
Tell her there's no cure for chronic bitch syndrome and at least you can do something about your appearance. :)
greenie213 23
"I want those boobs on that girl." Ron White.
KitGrey 4
Ask her if she's descended from wolves because she sure is a bitch.
RaggleFrock 13
What a bitch.
leannez 21
You've probably been doing better work than her or got complimented by someone she likes. Some girls try to put down others when they feel threatened.
sophie1020 1
I don't know what's worse. That you have a coworker that's as stupid as that. Or that you might actually look like that.
dellis44 7
sounds like she's descended from a race of bitches!
TheIchiban 11
I know people who are severely critical like that. They don't realize that they too, are not as attractive as they think. It bothers me when people think that they are the most beautiful freaking thing that ever walked the earth. This woman has a severe appearance issues. She wants to be perfect compared to everyone else, so she picks on you for some relief. You should talk to your supervisor or something because that is really out of line and unprofessional. So if nothing can be done about it, fire back at her OP, you should not tolerate stupid people like her ever again.
FalconWhitaker 20
What a strange and rude person. o_O Ignore her, OP.