Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML
Today, after weeks of everyone at work avoiding me, I finally asked my coworker what was up. She informed me, “You’re 350lbs and try to dress like an office siren, it’s pathetic to look at.” FML
Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML
Today, I had to reprimand an employee for her bad attitude and terrible work performance. She went to HR and said I harassed her for being gay. Guess who they believed. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML
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Top comments
beililee 0
omg. that's horrible. I hope you responded with "and you can't be straight. you're skinny." (if she was a skinny bitch that is)
itsucktobeme 0
That is so terrible... I hope that you said something to that mean bitch. But on another note Good for you for coming out!!!!
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beililee 0
omg. that's horrible. I hope you responded with "and you can't be straight. you're skinny." (if she was a skinny bitch that is)
trollskitroll 0
All bitches are skinny... duh
MysteryJoker 5
Lame comeback there
ilovefatcats 12
I'm skinny!
toaster468 0
Now fat gay people, WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO???!?!
UnluckyChicka 0
but u love fat cats....
Suzumebachi 5
The reason skinny girls are bitchy is because they're always hungry...
Smilebeautiful26 9
Are you saying that lesbians are fat?..Last time I checked Ellen Is pretty damn skinny and so our people in my life who happen to be lesbians. Stereotypes are horrible. And that is a horrible comeback.
Smilebeautiful26 9
Ignore my above comment I apologize, I had read everything wrong.
jkqd 1
Saying "I hate skinny guys" makes you a horrible and disgusting bigot as well. The worst part is, I'm sure #8 felt very self-congratulatory after "sticking up" for fat people.
chachi_fml 0
AMAZING and TRUE!
itsucktobeme 0
That is so terrible... I hope that you said something to that mean bitch. But on another note Good for you for coming out!!!!
quiksta 0
that's bullshit, she's nothing but some sex and the city type *****. BE GAY and own her with your pride and weight
quiksta 0
now that i'm thinking about this, maybe she was just trying to do some mean style flirting. by saying you can't be gay she intimates that she wants you, but she can't be so outright about it so she has to put you down as well to not make it obvious. maybe i'm just blazed off this lamb's breath.
Bunbu 8
Bears are adorable. She's obviously an insensitive, closet homophobic bitch.
Doesuff 0
My favorite FML!. Hang in there, the gay world is tough on appearances. If your happy with your weight FHL. F*ck Her Life!
justjayit 0
I guess I can see the humor in it when I look at the stereotypes, but honestly, her response still disgusts me.
Sneak_fml 0
I agree. It's disgusting for her to treat a coworker (well, anyone) like that. Unfortunately, BearMan, I can tell you from experience that that's not the worst thing you'll hear from the straight people in your life. That's why the LGBTetc. family is there for you. Don't forget that.