Today, a coworker informed me that she thinks I may be descended from a race of goblins, because of my squat stature, ugly face and hairy arms. She was being completely serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML
Today, at work, I was making an appointment for an old lady who told me, "You look like a movie star!" I started to thank her when she followed up with, "Like that girl from the horror movie! Your black hair and pale skin makes you look scary! Oh, sorry…" with the coworker I hate the most sitting right next to me. FML
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
Today, after weeks of everyone at work avoiding me, I finally asked my coworker what was up. She informed me, “You’re 350lbs and try to dress like an office siren, it’s pathetic to look at.” FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
Today, an overweight coworker of mine was saying that her favorite mythical creatures was Mermaids, because she considers them graceful, carefree and aesthetically beautiful, like her. I absentmindedly blurted out, “Not with that body.” The word “Sorry” didn’t cut it for the write up I received. FML
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Sunako_fml 9
Tell her that you think she descended from a race of bitches.
Levvy 22
Here's how to know for sure: Do people get experience points for hitting you?
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Comments (147)
combatbunny 9
What a gem.
WtfLoser 13
WHAT. I would've flipped shitttttttttt! & it would've started with : PLEASE, bitch ! Dont worry honey, whoever has the guts to even say that must be the most ignorant person out there..
goodgood_fml 5
As a fellow Gobbie Gal, I would have hit her with Goblin Rush. Then, I would have nuked her with Fire V or something. If she wants Goblin, I'm down with a Goblin Link!!!
hateevryone 15
That's insulting. You should tell your boss so she could get wrote up.
Jasonf6 0
Did you tell her she may be descended from a race of asses because......
KiddNYC1O 22
Some people can be so inconsiderate to other's feelings...
lostfaithinpppl 19
Wow! Talk about not thinking before speaking! Don't pay her any attention, OP. Some people should not even open their mouth.
8IamChris8 4
Hey, iamchris. I'm sorry some humans are so cruel. The world is ending. Forgive them. Your Father with the Holy Spirit loves you, and for that I do too. Cool. Stay Blessed
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
Get a job at Gringotts ;)?
happyday123_321 2
Hey at least you're unique and not falling into the brainwashed image of the perfect body that most people in society have!