Today, I was babysitting my boss's kids. I brought chocolate for them and the youngest said he had never had chocolate and didn't want any. I told him he should always try new things and should eat it. He did. He's allergic. FML
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Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was, "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML
My kids would never lie
Today, one of the kids I was babysitting had a severe peanut allergy, and he looked me dead in the eye as he ate a peanut bar before I could stop him. His sister swore up and down that I made him eat it. Guess who the parents believed, even after I rushed him to the hospital. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
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Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
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Hellsno 0
I call bullshit. Your boss didn't tell you his kid was allergic to chocolate?
Darthbane2007 19
YDI. He said he didn't want any..
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Darthbane2007 19
YDI. He said he didn't want any..
Trollinggx3 0
I say YDI for giving him something he didn't want, but also FYL cause your boss was too much of a dumbass to tell you his son is allergic to the chocolate.
IambecomeRAWR 0
Basically this. If you're babysitting, particularly as a favour with little experience, you expect the parents to be responsible enough to warn you of any medical conditions the children have. It's a total fail on behalf of the parents: what if the OP had given the child something containing chocolate, which was then eaten unknowingly? The outcome would have been exactly the same, and would be due to a simple lack of presence of mind.
Icalasari 0
YDI? How do they deserve it? If the kid is allergic, they should have told them. Mind you, this is one of those cases where we have a lack of info, but at MOST it would be partially the OP's fault and partially the Boss' fault
StCharlie 0
Someone needs to be exposed at least once to a substance in order to be allergic to it. So either the kids had chocolate before and hes lying, which is weird to lie about, or this is fake.
Ziltiod94 0
no, it says the boy had never tried any
Foodeater133 0
I have severe milk allergies that send me into anaphalactic (sp?) shock. I don't expect my parents to be taking care of me or following me around or telling me what to eat. They haven't because they never really bothered to understand it. From the time I was about 4 I knew the words Lactose, Milk, caseinate and casein and could read ingredients very well.
katiebella1988 0
forgive me, im new to this site. what does YDI stand for?
ayra7939 0
YDI = you deserved it...and my nephew is severely allergic to everything, my whole family has allergies. My Brother and his wife tell everyone that he is allergic to this and that. They send him with letters telling the daycare what to do if he ingests milk, and peanuts. Glad they don't have those things in the house, or I would fail. But he knows what he doesn't eat, and knew from a very young age. Responsible parents would tell the babysitters that their kid was allergic to something. But then again, maybe they didn't know. But if that's the case, why has this kid never had chocolate before? Are they Vegan and scorn all dairy or animal products (ppl use milk in chocolate most times unless it's dark chocolate and milk comes from cows) But they would tell the OP *original poster* no dairy. Something's fishy here. Either highly negligent parents or babysitter who doesn't listen to parent's warnings...
KittehKatt 0
obviously, the boss didn't know the kid was allergic to chocolate, alot of the time when you are allergic to a substance the idea of eating it puts you off even if you have never been exposed to it. (wich is probably why the kid didn't want any) so, this is nether OPs fault or the parents fault. this is just a bad situation. so, FYL OP
tittymagic 0
not your fault though
miianah1 22
I don't think OP deserved it. The kid said "I don't want any" and OP simply said "you should try new things". She didn't put a gun to his head and force him to eat it. (This is coming from someone who ABHORS trying new things) If he had repeated that he didn't want it, that's a different story but apparently he didn't. And based on MY interpretation of this FML, it sounds like neither the kid nor the parents were aware of his allergy. And if the parents knew, shame on them for not alarming OP beforehand. So basically, OP was caught in a bad situation, so FYL.
Hellsno 0
I call bullshit. Your boss didn't tell you his kid was allergic to chocolate?
Reyo 2
"Yeah, I've never actually tried peanuts...but I'm pretty sure I'm deathly alergic."
Twinklestar 0
If he'd never had any how would he know?
mandy23q 0
#6 it is actually boss' the OP is correct
Intoxicunt 6
I'm not sure about that, but since everyone is disagreeing, maybe I'll take your word for it.
RoryStorm239 0
^^^ name fail
Incubuss 0
Why would you force chocolate on a kid?
KY_Jelly 10
Agreed. The kid didn't want any in the first place. I'm all for trying new things but I hated chocolate as a kid because the first chocolate I remember eating made me hurl. Anyway, YDI for making the poor little kid choke down something he didn't want. PS: Are you fired?
Chibi_Hiroko 18
OP simply asked the kid to TRY a piece of chocolate. He didn't force the kid to do anything.
Chibi_Hiroko 18
Mind you, the kid never had chocolate before. So he can't say he hates something he hasn't tried yet.
mendomaid 0
your ****** up and need to see a docter
badluckbrian7 0
That sucks, poor kid
plexico 4
If a kid doesn't want chocolate, don't force him. Say, "Yay! More for me!"
fretforyerlatte 0
whyyyyy is it whenever someone watches someone else's kids, they feel the need to pump them full of sugar so they're total maniacs and won't eat their meals when their parents come home? that shit drives me nuts.
plexico 4
Even though boss's is becoming the preferred form, lots of us learned that when words end in s, x, or z, that the possessive is formed by simply adding an apostrophe. We're dinosaurs, but we are not extinct yet.
Intoxicunt 6
My original comment disappeared. Oh well. But it's not the RIGHT form. Can't you go get buried in mud and silt like the rest of the fossils!? Kidding.
Hellsno 0
My daughter's allergic to peanut butter. We found out when she had some when she was 2. According to her she's never had any because she doesn't remember what happened when she was 2 [she's 5 now]. Also, if for some reason the kid had an allergy test/screening the allergy could have shown up, even if they never ate any. Just saying.....
Intoxicunt 6
Hmm, I was taught all throughout school "add 's regardless of the word for singular possessive". I also just read it on about 3 different educational websites. Maybe it's like "homophone"/"homonym". Some schools teach one, some teach the other.
xDEEEEEEEEEEE 0
I'm 18 and I've always said boss' and it was never marked wrong in my papers or anything. My English professor even went over it with the class last semester.
ThunderLightTSV 31
Words ending in S and X simply get the apostrophe added onto the end of them, however in all other cases it is 's.
season4reason 0
meh, you guys are too critical....its the boss's fault for not warning OP abt allergies....if i had kids with allergies, its one of the first things i'd tell any sitter...
Synchestra_fml 2
My mom always pisses me off when she tries to get me to eat something that I've never tried nor do I want to try. You ******* deserve it you idiot. The boss is partially to blame if he/she knew about the allergy and didn't tell you, but still, if someone doesn't want to try something, you don't forcefeed them you stupid twat.
ElMundio87 0
OMG she's trying to expand your experience of food, poor you. Be grateful for what you're given.
SourPatchx3 0
This should be considered a form of abuse. It kind of was by force in my eyes, being that he didnt want any in the first place. Major YDI.
danielw 0
"i told him he should try new things" oh my god that's so abusive!!! seriously, didn't anyone teach you to take a "no thank you bite" when you were a kid?
ElMundio87 0
people like you are why children are wimps
StreetSinger 4
"...the youngest said he had never had chocolate..." Learn to read, people. Unless the kid was lying, there's no way the OP could have known.
EChan 1
"never had.. and didn't want any"
Calingaladha 21
He had to have had some before if he'd had an allergic reaction. Allergies don't manifest upon novel exposure.