Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me over some rumors he heard about me. These rumors are from high-school, seven years ago. FML
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Top comments
AH1Zviper 15
I think he was just trying to find an excuse to break up with you. Because that right there is a load of BS.
james98e 15
They better be damn good rumours! But sorry for your troubles
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Comments (64)
KittyCatVargas 9
Damn
ComoEsJuan 24
****! I like shouting bad words, this is fun!
gantoman 13
What the **** do you think you achieve other than the sighs of stupidity from this community when you write "Damn" as a first comment?
JMichael 26
What do you guys hope to achieve when you hassle people over not so acceptable first comments?
LifeAlertTwerk 14
What does anyone hope to achieve when they write comments on here....
thesmeagol 22
#17, You achieve immortality when you gain first comment. The rulers of the world will offer their daughters to you, and you will get a throne of gold.
Taylor22294 24
Jeeper Creepers bro
FBellesLife 15
Don't you love old rumours? *sarcasm intended.
ZannityZan 13
#26, I imagined your comment in Gollum's voice.
myGRAM 14
#43 very accurate image of desperate first posters. "meeeeeeeeeee!"
james98e 15
They better be damn good rumours! But sorry for your troubles
sweetbliss3 37
what normal person wouldn't be like "hey I heard this, is it true?" I say that because my now fiance heard that I was ******* around (I wasnt) when we first got together. he didn't tell me he heard that until a year later. I'm glad he didn't believe it, so that's why I'm calling this an easy way out on the ex's part because clearly he didn't care enough to try and straighten things out. but it was high school. no one is the same person they were in high school. it's a silly excuse.
Senorangelo 10
What if the rumours are true? :)
AH1Zviper 15
I think he was just trying to find an excuse to break up with you. Because that right there is a load of BS.
MzZombicidal 36
That's exactly what I thought. Either that, or he's just THAT insecure. In which case, OP dodged a bullet. Sorry ya wasted four years on the guy, OP. /:
suri23 11
IMHO, just an excuse, OP. Jerk!
ELoni_fml 25
Yeah. He sounds real mature
kerstileann 26
Maybe he thought they were true? Still doesnt excuse the breaking up part. Even if the rumors were std ones it still doesnt excuse it. You might be better off.
HappyItalian 38
And how exactly did he find out about these rumours?
clumsylobster 17
I might be wrong, but maybe someone told him
HowieDoIt 21
To quote Neon Trees, it started with a whisper.
HappyItalian 38
Yes but if he met someone from her high school recently, how bad was the rumour for the person to remember it? Now I'm wondering what it is..
43bubba34 25
He found out her nickname was finger cuffs.
drmisin 5
Chasing Amy reference. Awesome!
itwontvalidate 18
you deserve better than someone like him anyway, I'm sorry op.
foxwasalamb 24
i hate how everyone says "you deserve better" ever think maybe they don't? it is plausible
Carpenter_C 14
It sounds like he still has the mentality of a high school boy. I also think he was just looking for an excuse.
silvercamaro 22
Some people never quite make it past high school
chosha_fml 27
Unless the rumour was that you killed your high school boyfriend, that's just crazy.