Today, traffic was so bad that I was able to connect to the WiFi of a nearby McDonald's and successfully listen to a 30-minute podcast. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML
Today, I entered a restaurant just to use the WiFi. In order not to look cheap, I ordered a meal and a beverage. The WiFi didn't work and now I don't have enough money to buy dinner. FML
Today, I arrived at my college dorm. To help me sleep, I listened to my local radio from my phone. Little did I know, they turn off the wifi for part of the night, and hours of music were streamed onto my phone. Guess who now owes the phone company all my money. FML
Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML
Today, I was in a video call with my boss when my Wi-Fi decided to take a vacation. I thought I could salvage the situation by using my iPhone’s hotspot. But then my phone ran out of data mid-sentence, and my boss got a glimpse of me cursing at my phone while frantically waving it in the air. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML
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Top comments
jubejube239 24
Hey, at least you had wifi, right?
el_bell3618 29
Sorry about the traffic, but hey, at least you weren't the most bored of those who were stuck!
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Comments (44)
LadyKayDee 23
What was the podcast about?
stingray112 24
Contagious, very contagious
aleyp63 13
I hope its Armin Van Buuren podcast
Steve97 32
Better be the Roosterteeth podcast
writergirl1029 17
I would say Stuff You Should Know, but they're usually longer than 30 minutes.
jubejube239 24
Hey, at least you had wifi, right?
UserError94 18
Right? Should have thrown on some Netflix and chill
Noelletakumi 36
Yeah no kidding, at least he had something to do!
el_bell3618 29
Sorry about the traffic, but hey, at least you weren't the most bored of those who were stuck!
DeadxManxWalking 27
which one
sa5v 21
The wifi sounds like a pleasant bonus, but sorry about the traffic op!
purelymixed 17
Damn you're a genius, that's what you call making the best out of a bad situation. There should a medal or some shit for that.
Sandsh8rk 36
I applaud you, that's actually a really good idea! #lifehacks
Tripartita 45
Sounds like you might've inadvertently starred in a McDonald's commercial. Now look to your left and say, "I'm lovin' it!"
chicagossirish 7
it was long and hard journey but the WiFi held out against all odds if it didn't arrive we would have resorted to cannibalism
Rented_eyebrows 18
Hay! Yes, you! Close the dam window you're letting the wifi out..