Today, my sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on my iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, and should wrap his willy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend while in the car with my family. He sent a particularly racy text, and my little sister happened to look over at my phone and then asked quite loudly, "What does anal mean?” FML
Today, I found out that sharing Apple ID’s with your iPhone and your wife’s iPad is a bad idea. She might receive the texts and nude pictures between you and your side chick. FML
Today, the new Apple update put all of the 100+ nudes I'd sent my boyfriend on his mother's phone because their accounts are linked. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
You should play with her messages...>:)
pizzaboterham 10
What did the next one say; don't be a dick, come here and lick
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Comments (120)
perdix 31
I hardly think that counts as sexting when you use the word "willy."
Kasse 4
Well, that is good advice.
KiddNYC1O 22
She's willing to practice safe sex. You ought to be proud.
FireFlie07 20
Might want to get your own account
loserman67 36
It could have been much, much worse. You could have read her message regarding: A: Her boyfriend and the gang bang she enjoyed B: Her thanking him for introducing her to anal C: Her asking if he can bring the dog again tonight D: Her telling him that while he is good in bed, his dad/mother/brother/sister is better So count your blessings, at least she's engaging in safe sex!
ohmandapants 17
*confused face* My sister can't see my iMessages on her iPad and I can't see hers on my iPhone. We share the same account. Were they sexting emails or something because I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen with iMessage..
RedPillSucks 33
Disappointed?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
It's happened to me and others. I know I just said this in another comment, but I was iMessaging my best friend and out of nowhere, her dad starts three way messaging with us (uninvited!) from another device because they share an Apple ID and the messages were appearing on his device as well. It might help if iCloud is turned on.
juwood 7
You should at least be happy they're being responsible about this sort of thing, and maybe get your own account to avoid this in the future.
SquirrelRabbit 25
It might suck, but if you'd followed directions you wouldn't be seeing her iMessages. You kinda have to go out of your way to be set up the way you are to get the same messages.
hateifyouwant 3
THATS considered sexting??? Wow that's...hot...
annafii 7
At least you know she's being responsible.