Today, my sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on my iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, and should wrap his willy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend while in the car with my family. He sent a particularly racy text, and my little sister happened to look over at my phone and then asked quite loudly, "What does anal mean?” FML
Today, I found out that sharing Apple ID’s with your iPhone and your wife’s iPad is a bad idea. She might receive the texts and nude pictures between you and your side chick. FML
Today, the new Apple update put all of the 100+ nudes I'd sent my boyfriend on his mother's phone because their accounts are linked. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
You should play with her messages...>:)
pizzaboterham 10
What did the next one say; don't be a dick, come here and lick
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Comments (120)
Aspen_Grace33 27
She isn't wrong about that! You should definitely wrap your willy when having sex!
RedPillSucks 33
I wrapped willy once. He kept screaming to let him loose. It ruined the sex.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
I think there is a very valuable lesson. WRAP YO WILLY CHILDREN!!!!!!
Chucks719 4
wrap your wacker before you attack her!!
katiedoll6 7
Ya don't b thick wrap your dick
Senseless_487 29
If that's the worst message you read, then you got off easy. No pun intended.
ForeverAloneGal 23
At least they know the importance of putting the sausage in the casing.
Unbweavable 17
If you know who's message it is why would you read it?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
If OP is talking about iMessage, you don't really have to open the message manually. The moment you go in to message someone yourself, you see a few previous messages. And it's easy to tap into. Chatting with my best friend suddenly became a lot less fun when her dad started spamming us with pictures.
MissAmz 7
I would be very scared/ disturbed to see anything kinky by any of my siblings.. *shivers* If it were me, id tell her what I saw, that I didn't appreciate it and to maybe find a way to communicate with boyfriend without having an audience. Also, get your own account. Problem solved. I wouldn't worry about it too much, it was obviously an accident. :)
fordman22 0
Buy her some used comdermmmms
todayimabear 0
Or a magical one fingered glove!
fordman22 0
Awww yeaaaaaa dats how we dooo
Drizzelhell 3
Hey at least she being smart, and u should do the same. So remember mate always warp your tally whacker.
mayyberry 4
Well unless you wana be an aunty, she's right!