Today, my sister was "sexting" her boyfriend over Apple messages. Since we share an iTunes account the messages appeared on my iPod. Apparently, he shouldn't be silly, and should wrap his willy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend while in the car with my family. He sent a particularly racy text, and my little sister happened to look over at my phone and then asked quite loudly, "What does anal mean?” FML
Today, I found out that sharing Apple ID’s with your iPhone and your wife’s iPad is a bad idea. She might receive the texts and nude pictures between you and your side chick. FML
Today, the new Apple update put all of the 100+ nudes I'd sent my boyfriend on his mother's phone because their accounts are linked. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
You should play with her messages...>:)
pizzaboterham 10
What did the next one say; don't be a dick, come here and lick
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Comments (120)
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
You really should use these to her advantage. Remind her not to piss you off anytime soon.
nikki_vrgs 1
lol that's a bit distubing to know the things your sister is saying with her boyfriend. But atleast she knows the premise of "no glove no love". XD
loveit0730 7
Well you know what they say, safe sex is great sex so you better wear a latex
djgoreo 12
I don't think they were even close to sexting if that's all they said.
Djasso19 3
darn that Apple!
ADiNozzo 1
Sorry couldn't let it go. They are called iMessages. There is a way you can keep from getting them.
Skinwalker131 5
If you are her sister it could be worse, if you are her brother I'm so sorry...
noisebox 1
Around what the inside of a shoe box, ? a mouse trap? Inside a bag of popcorn? ????
loveistwisted 10
Blackmail! :D
Davick 0
another reason why I hate apple.
StayClassyLassy 6
You mean curiosity.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
You can either turn off the iCloud or set up a separate Apple ID. There are alternatives.
addyw123 3
Thanks guys... my sister stopped sending things over iMessages