Today, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML
Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and thought, "Huh, why are there urinals in the girls' bathroom?", but I went into a stall, did my business, and left. There was no one around and when I walked past the bathroom again, there was a boys' bathroom sign. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
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Top comments
hawkie409 0
And this is bad how? Swich the signs back, and then politely tell her she is in the wrong restroom. Simple as that...Unless you had already been going..?
saranottelling 7
She has probably never saw a urinal before and thought it was a fancy French toliet you squat on. OP, did you get granny bitch-slapped? Just wondering...
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Comments (73)
sublimedude777 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Douche. YDI!
powersmoke 0
How heavy was her purse?
judemeister 0
How is he a douche? Old women can be incredibly vile sometimes, I've known one to walk past a line of twenty women and open the door of the only cubicle (the latch was broken), and when the woman inside (who was about to come out anyway) told her to wait in the queue, said old woman pushed the woman out of the way to get in. Plus, if the old woman got a fright seeing a man in what she thought was a woman's bathroom, she could easily have panicked and thumped him one with her purse. Old ladies have heavy purses.
sublimedude777 0
Oh, I'm sorry, I misread this post. I thought you said that YOU changed the signs. I'm sorry. FYL.
MissRachieee 3
yeah I misread it at first too and thought he changed the signs.
ohmygeezz 0
aww that sucks...fyl and hers
drewbreesdat 0
she didn't see urinals?
aardvarkish 17
what 32 said
MadaZer0 8
What 34 said
hereisnowhy 0
What 47 said
brii1255 0
lol 32,34,47,54,58 are so funny lol . srry i just had to sayy that :)
jake_fml 0
what 61 said
Freeze_fml 17
what 70 said.
nates0210 0
what'd you say?
HelloAnna 0
what 74 said.
vaebouria 0
I agree with 70
Ajjas013 6
Not what 71 said.
ImaginaryFoe 1
What 80 said FTW
l1douchhe1l 0
maybe its because shes old
hockeykid30 1
hahahahA!
hellokittywhore 0
almost all womens bathrooms are on the right side, mens on the left just FYI.
cc377 0
lol massive combo
blackirish44 0
what 100 said :)
Zigma_fml 0
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
blackirish44 0
damn missed it by 2. oh well lol
blackirish44 0
@105 killer instinct was the shit!
blackirish44 0
guess I'm too high to type lol
nates0210 0
@hellokittywhore my school opened a new building last year and the restrooms on the right side of the building had men on the right women on the left. on the left side it was the opposite. ghetto dirty kids ripped the signs off which confused some people lol.
nickasaurus 0
what 108 said
jollykilla704 0
@106 it sure was! I can get a 98 hit combo with cinder so my friends won't play me no more XD
humorizer 14
Number 115 is telling a lie.
jaypineapple 0
I disgree with 57!!!
e_pi_i_plus1 0
that's the truth number 115
StoryOfTheYear 15
you guys are VERY original
blackirish44 0
**** 115 n 118 ... :)
blackirish44 0
^ signed - 125
mnkyc_mnkydo 5
she probably said "oooooooh a fancy chair!" unless it was one that went all the way to the floor.
purplemnm 9
what 104 said
SAM5000 0
what 54 said
Residence_fml 4
yeah my first thought too but hey, old people huh
ericshun313 0
I disagree with 58
cowgod 0
I agree with 341
steedy 0
it was kind of a lose-lose situation. regardless of what bathroom he walked in, something like this could have happened.
skullbashd 3
what number -1 said
hawkie409 0
And this is bad how? Swich the signs back, and then politely tell her she is in the wrong restroom. Simple as that...Unless you had already been going..?
Theo_fml 0
Old ladies tend to jump to conclusions and not listen to rational explanations.
brii1255 0
i agree with 51
MadaZer0 8
I agree with 62
jake_fml 0
I agree with .......69.......... oh yeah
MadaZer0 8
Ugh... That's just.... Ugh!
Ajjas013 6
I hope ugh means "You seduce me" I get that a lot :)
AbOvE_88 0
agree with 82
deadsrs 0
I agree with 83
Averizzle 0
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
00pedro00 0
I agree with 100
hiyalovesheyo 0
agree
milkshakesrule 0
Agree with 83.
Ninjasaurus18 9
I agree with 51, and this is why I hate old people. Once you saw the urinal, and lack of 'candy machine', wouldn't you assume it was the mens' room?
saranottelling 7
She has probably never saw a urinal before and thought it was a fancy French toliet you squat on. OP, did you get granny bitch-slapped? Just wondering...
jameh 0
haha.
brii1255 0
lol shes old i think she wuldve seen one before :) jaja but i love it . its funny
zinoxity 23
Hahaha that honestly does suck, fyl. actually fhl.
CallMeHush 1
Was she sitting in a urinal?
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Haha! Exactly what I was thinking.
Ajjas013 6
Something about this leads me to believe that CMH tried this before.
dudeitsdanny 10
... Do the women's bathrooms where you live have urinals? It was all her fault for not realizing there was something different. No big deal, unless you left something out
JoelsLastNight 18
It wasn't her fault at all dik head. The *** who changed the signs deserves it.
omfgItzme 0
lol u nvr know mayb she enjoyed the view
keenan61194 4
Funny how she didn't notice the urinals.
PsychoMerk 0
GILF? ;)
Bookhaki 0
^^Win.
Person1233 13
Old people are squishy... actually I meant fun.