Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML
And I oop
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
Panic!
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Button fever
Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML
Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML
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that1guy1 13
And why did you minimize him in the first place to rather talk to other people? I also think you could have been caught doing worse things...
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Like he has never picked his nose before...
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that1guy1 13
And why did you minimize him in the first place to rather talk to other people? I also think you could have been caught doing worse things...
swimchica22 0
She's a gold digger ;)
teameminem 2
And if you like him that much how could you just forget about him? :P
ShroomsOnAcid 17
And they could have been recorded and spread all across the internet, including 4chan, where the incident is turned into a meme, ensuring it is forever immortalized on the web.
Keyman1212 14
Fap fap fap
StoryOfTheYear 15
Flap flap flap
The_Plagiarizer 4
She's a gold digger, She ain't messin' with no broke... wait that's inappropriate.
RadikulRam 16
flop flop flop
_Oblivion_ 12
Theres probably a tissue box more or less than 5 feet away and your lazy ass couldn't get a tissue.
Amrel 10
Tissues arent for picking out ooger boogers
kyarush 10
Atleast you didn't eat it! That would be gnarly..
periwinkle95 10
I guess he nose now that you are a digger? Haha that was horrible. Here come the thumbs-downs!
anzie_fml 9
20- maybe they were chatting in another window, or talking, and she just forgot that he could see her while she was checking FB for a moment. I don't think she forgot about him, he would have ended the "call" before she even picked her nose in that case.
efemel94 7
Ima let you finish, but...
GovernorGeneral 8
There goes your chances of being liked back :P Or maybe not. Maybe he was on fb too like you OP or something else :DD
Mandy0325 1
I still think picking your nose is one of the worst things you could do in my opinion.. I mean if you accidentally walked in the room naked he wouldn't have hung up the video call on you
taytay6510 6
Booger fetish FTW ;) Joking, more like a booger phobia if he ended the call! :)
blushy 14
there are worse things, but picking your nose is just gross
Jen1030 0
Ur ******* hot Mann
urdirtyolduncle 15
Band
CaptainCola 7
I guess you...PICKED the wrong time to do that :D
ICATiger 13
16- Thats snot that funny
burtonbullet 10
51- Bless you for saying that.
SillyFart 7
Everybody nose that's not puny
xSonic 9
Oh you silly fart
Isaac_The_Man 0
It's called The Rocker dumbAss
superpoptart 24
^ wtf haha
SecretMe00 5
I know!!! Haha wow y'all had your little convo going on so perfectly! Awesome!
bitchslapped22 14
I love how no one questioned 2's dumbass comment
TonyIsMyDog 2
Ummm...banned?
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Like he has never picked his nose before...
TheMaster15 10
Its still REALLY unattractive to do it in front of people. Gold-digging is for private places.
StoryOfTheYear 15
^Thats an opinion. *minimizes nose-picking *****
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Meh, If was chatting with someone on Skype and they did why OP did, I would just find it funny.
TheMaster15 10
There's nose-picking ****? Wow, i guess there really ARE no exceptions to rule 34
Awsumuzzie 12
I'm sure he has, but we don't walk around farting and picking our undergarments because we all do it. INAPPROPRIATE, unless you move to a third world country. ALSO, I think he noticed she forgot he was there.
Trix_Disorder 20
WOW, what do social norms and politeness have to do with how rich your country is? Go ahead and sound more bigoted.
Awsumuzzie 12
Eh, I was joking... BUT SURE. You see, I came from a third world country, so I know that it's also normal to spit at others faces, want me to keep going? I do like making up characteristics of my people :)
downtime 13
62, If your joke isn't in any way obvious and does sound like something someone may actually say if they were an asshole you lose all "oh, it was just a joke guys! LOLZ!" rights. Especially when you act like people should have realised it. Idiot. JUST KIDDING. LOLZ. WHY U NOT FIND FUNNEH?!
Trix_Disorder 20
Hilarious. I'm from a third world country too (Cuba), and I still know that what you said isn't right. But that's just my opinion.
Llamacod 11
Trix disorder, you're "social norms" and politeness are not necessarily every ones "social norms" so get off your high horse
Trix_Disorder 20
So you walk around farting and picking your nose (the examples originally given)? Regardless of whether you do or not, it has nothing to do with the person I'm upset at insulting all peoples of third world countries. There is no high horse here, just trying to bring someone else off of their's.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
God dammit i was eating while reading this
Awsumuzzie 12
I apologize, I'm used to saying OBVIOUSLY STEREOTYPICALLY WRONG comments and people realizing that it's a stereotype. I also usually sound more sarcastic in person. keyword: in person. SO I apologize regardless of my excuse, I didn't mean for it to offend any/all.
kickboxingchick 5
She never said "LOLZ". Also, she explained so stop being a nitpicker.
btstig 11
Stop being a nose picker!
downtime 13
She also never said "oh, I was just joking guys!" either. Clearly it was something we call paraphrasing, not a direct quote you blithering idiot. Now take your own advice and stop nitpicking. "Eh, I was joking... BUT SURE." has a condescending "it was obviously a joke" tone to it, hence my response. If you take any issue with my comment you can submit your complaints via our suggestion box located in the top right corner of your screen.
Awsumuzzie 12
Gosh, Downtime, I apologized and failed... Do you get off on telling people off? Here, I'll send you a picture of me crying in a corner, would that make up for the agony I've put you through? Would you like another apology? My sincere apology wasn't good enough.
ShakeMeDown 12
131 - Pics or it didn't happen.
HetaliaFreak 10
Awsumuzzie- You say that you were being sarcastic, but what about the last sentence in your info?
Awsumuzzie 12
142, it also says I have blond (not true), blue-ish green eyes (not true), and that I'm scary (I'm not so sure about this now...) So, what was your question or concern? :D Btw, I'm done with this, obviously others actually have a heart to accept my apology. Thanks for your time :)
twilightluvr101 4
Cool shoes
downtime 13
131, You can now apologise for assuming I'm talking to you. The comment was clearly for 93, which you'd notice if you actually read what I said. Funny, after submitting that comment I realised I hadn't put a number there and thought, "nah, its obvious who I'm talking to, nobody is that stupid." My mistake, won't happen again.
HetaliaFreak 10
144- You said "I am most certainly not sarcastic."
Awsumuzzie 12
Ha... You know what, I'm not done. You're a rude person for someone that was so offended by my rude comment. Not only are you a hypocrite about that, you assumed I was serious, and you call names. How do you have so much evil in you? I'm amused, actually. I won't apologize to someone who attacks everyone/anyone. Now you speak ill of me to another person, assume I'll let it roll by, and then ask for my forgiveness... You are one to speak of humor, haha!
Awsumuzzie 12
149, in layman's term, nothing in my "about me" is true.
freakinglaugher 10
Sometimes Fml threads start to feel like a Soap Opera.
Awsumuzzie 12
152, can I be the hott pool cleaner? In season 2 I'll cheat with the main character, 3 get pregnant, 5 run away 7, come back with a 7 year old and get married?
downtime 13
150, I don't know what to say. Really, I don't. That whole comment was just so full of inaccuracies I'd waste too much time going through it pointing out each one. I think I'll just respond with something you might understand. "DERP". I assume this has cleared everything up between us, right bro?
BalletGirl16 0
I reckon...
freakinglaugher 10
153- Add a cranky, old mother and lovable, witty brother, and I think we have ourselves a show. Every1LovesBoners can be the main character.
docscientist 10
53 - Inappropriate unless you're in a poor country? You've just said the most retarded thing on here since I've been reading fmls.
GovernorGeneral 8
Here you go 136
Awsumuzzie 12
159, Boners is alright... But we have to add rape in the series. What about Doc? 161, Where did you get such amazing hacking skills?!
HetaliaFreak 10
164- *boners ARE alright You say NOTHING is true? Aright, then you're NOT from Saudi and you ARE American? Then you aren't even from a third world country.
SeedlessMe 13
HetaliaFreak-- you're taking things way too seriously. You didn't understand her jokes, so now you're going to read way too much into everything she says? & besides, when talking about somebody referred to as Boners, 'Is' is actually correct. You Fail, sir.
Trix_Disorder 20
Awsumuzzie - Thanks for apologizing. I do appreciate it.
Grimmerie 31
164 - whoa, okay, rape is not funny or trivial.
farhil 14
**** off, it's the internet
lilcatisawesome 7
I would die if the happened to me so atleast she survived to post this. ;
StromHawkins 0
Lmao just give it up.
teameminem 2
Haha well I must say you kind of deserved that.
reallytho3 11
Tbh tht guy was kinda nit picking...
reallytho3 11
Tbh tht guy was kinda nit picking...
reallytho3 11
Wow nobody got the joke? Aint that a bitch
ArcadePie 10
We got the joke it just wasn't funny
xcarxcrashx 9
And about a jillion other people have ready made it.
jillianmathers12 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe he lost connection? Jk! You deserved it! Think about picking you nose before you do it next time!
Point55 0
That just made my day.
killsick 3
Mine Too :3
_daniellesays_ 10
Sigh. 21st century problems. It's a rough life.
Buttsexpirate 9
If he knew you weren't responding after a while and saw that you were distracted, why didn't he say anything in the first place?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Because that's no way to spy on someone.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Yah, normally I have to pay some stupid site to get my fix, but she would've done the show for free.
flockz 20
he's just mad you didn't pick him first.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Yah, OP shouldn't pick on people like that.
zinoxity 23
After reading 9's comment I was like this xD. Shortly after, I read 43's comment. Now my face looks like this -.- Way to ruin a good joke. ,,|,/
Amrel 10
Way to ruin his self-esteem
farhil 14
48, what are you talking about? Your face doesn't look like 'XD' nor '-.-' Either that or it's not actually you in that profile pic...
fadingfaith 4
I thought the 'drawing' was suppose to be Rebecca Black ^.
wouter320 0
Ew