Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I had a secret plan to have a threesome. They left for the party, but soon returned thinking it would be no fun without me. By then we were already making a lot of indecent noise. They heard it all. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor congratulated me on keeping him up 'til dawn with my girlfriend and the chick in the apartment next to us. He doesn't know how I got them to agree to a threesome. Since I was at my folks all weekend, neither do I. FML
Today, I was hard at work cleaning up from a party I had while my parents were out for the night. Not a bottle of beer or a red cup was left for them to find. However, my parents did find two of my friends in their bedroom, still passed out and naked from beer and sex last night. FML
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML
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kirbyfan23 0
Shoulda stayed at the party. LOL FYL, man. kinky, though.
videogamejunkie 0
Those were YOUR parents?
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Avaquin 0
agreed (with the agreed)
poopsicle22 0
I think with your parents it would definitely be worse to see 2 guys 1 girl. Either you have to deal with seeing some other dude **** your mom, or seeing your dad with another woman. I think the latter would be much easier to handle.
zargon 1
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zargon 1
I still don't see how one is better or worse than the other. However, I think we can *all* agree that it would be worse to see 2girls1cup.
hat_fml 0
hopefully the neighbour was a chick... lol
sickinlove13 0
That's disgusting. People have no respect for marriage vows anymore.
Jedidiah 0
you should kill your parents for many reasons including .... 1) they are married marriage is between two people not three 2) they were allowing they're child to have a party 3) because they made u and u are obviously a douche and a ***** 4) you're parents are already going to hell so why not speed up the process 5) they are a bad example for you........ and while you're at it just burn down your house with them, your neighbor, yourself and all the people that where at your party inside because u all are stupid selfish, uncontrolled faggots that will just make the gene pool worse for the rest of humanity.
cdehaan 0
I enjoyed all your comments! 1 - Are you even sure they are married? I'm not sure sex should be the thing that defines a marriage anyway. 2 - Have a party? You mean go to a party? Is allowing a child to go to a party punishable by death now? 3 - The writer is a *****? They disliked the 3some! I don't know where you got this idea. 4 - Well, you can hold you own views on religion. I have my own. 5 - Hahahaha
NataleeC 0
wtf dude??? y the **** r u giving her a hard time just because of this?? go wank off sumwhere else and stop acting like such a douchebag! what if u caught ur parents doin tha same damn thing?? would u kill urself or call urself a douch and a *****?? I DIDN'T THINK SO.
AriesPrincess91 0
Wow. ur parent are just some sick ppl
Crazyseth 0
that sucks I would be scared for life!!!! lol sux for u but was ur neighbor a girl or guy but still sucks
jz4 0
save it you can blackmail them for the rest of your life. wish that happend to me