Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a skinhead sucker-punched me in the gut, grabbed my football, and ran away, giggling like a maniac. FML
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
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bloomspetals 0
what'd you do, jump into an army base?
iDaniel525 8
THUG LIFE.
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Comments (223)
bloomspetals 0
what'd you do, jump into an army base?
kjkang 4
Guess he forgot to put Ninja Pro on.
Tennispro349 2
5 How original, MW2 jokes.
Insane_Tea 15
#5 Uses Riot Shield! To deflect #14's sarcastic comment...
fatgirllovesfml 0
Hey 14. Umadbro?
slickjdr 7
#14 how clever, he's number #6...
Boygenius50 8
Should've thrown a flashbang over first...
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Should have used attack dogs.... Maybe a Uav.
StopDropNRoll 11
Or he should have threw nothing over (football). But since he did lightweight marathon and ninja pro would have my choice of perks.
ducttapewallet 7
Now we know. The ghetto is separated from the rest of the city by a fence.
ygdrassil 17
Look before you leap.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Life in the favelas :P
GreenAppleDP 0
Only in America
spencerstoaker 7
Well, at least you lived to post this on FML.
SuperKnuckels 6
call of duty sucks
pookberry 4
Call of duty does not suck.. You probably suck at it which makes you think it sucks... :)
ShakeMeDown 12
42- To bad they can all hop over it... What we really need is a moat.
Jovecove 13
LA, gang capital.
CoolRainbowdash 15
#100 No it's not
dirtbiker267 0
One problem he doesn't have hardline and his kdr sucks
JMTS 0
Don't cross over to North Korea next time.
blobs1907 3
and in about every other country
Tcaret300 12
Sounds like OP forgot to turn on ghost pro and use his blackbird UAV... So close...
mrfuzzywiggles 11
This is so fake
dillonManning 9
Yes!
imustbeinsane 2
North Korea is best Korea
IanMoone3611 12
#69(hahaha) wrong. What about zombies?
batmanpete 0
Fag
fatzo_fml 3
Your mom sucks
klimpomppp 9
Yup!!!
Tyger44 1
Drug deal
markrs 0
Bang! Bang! You're Dead. Good movie.
GoodLookingGeese 10
Bang! Bang! Is a GAME
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
Did you jump over the border?
jonn090 13
*singing* smoking weed in the back
Taylo12237 5
At least u lived to post this :)
Every1luvsfmls 6
or he just lives in Iran
iDaniel525 8
THUG LIFE.
That0therguy 4
No harm in "just dropping in", is there?
tman188 0
And not surprisingly, you live in the US
iDaniel525 8
What's wrong with the US?
bentleyGCspeed 0
#114- Not only a derogatory comment, but a picture as well... Do those comments make you feel better about your shitty life? Go **** yourself, prick. There's nothing at all wrong with the US.
Ecklcakes 15
HANDS UP, WHAT ARE YOU REACHING FOR? My phone, I have to make a post real quick.
Tcaret300 12
HEY BRO WHY YOU IN MY BACKYARD?!?! I was ehh getting my football. Sounds like someone hopped the wrong fence... Let me hope it was the military and for some odd reason you or your friend live next to area 51... Other than that, don't use medical tape on yo sack.
Bubb1es 0
Um with the last part of your comment you commented on the FML before this one which was about learning the hard way. Yeah I just wanted to say that.
shadowch 4
Realy..... This gets a "YDI" just becAuse it is unbelievable. They pull guns you don't live....
kassielovesyou 11
they do if its in the ghetto.
RedPillSucks 33
Or in the suburbs where some drug king pins live.
tmaster102 0
Hopefully you got your football back then
J3R3MYY 14
I think their lives are a little more important atm.
tmaster102 0
All depends on where the football is if there surrounded with it I guess but yea I'd probably take off
SquashedSpider7 0
Did you take off running? haha i would have shit my pants.
VVeetard 8
Run from guns pointed at your face? Good luck with that.
Quasar55_fml 18
Yup, you don't run faster than bullets
Teehee2 0
good observation
thatonename 7
I do...
eharmonee 0
Yeah but typically bullets don't curve so jump outta the way if you have ninja like reflexes.
FrostHeart 36
All the other kids with their pumped up kicks better run better run, outrun my gun Or faster than my bullet :o.
Snafuusmc 12
Looks like the.....guns pointed toward you!
thaCODgod 4
Stupid comment.
greatness101 0
What were you trying to accomplish? Something witty?
MrBoredGuy 1
Disgrace to the USMC
MrBoredGuy 1
Well a double post.. But still, STFU
clw1740 0
*facepalm*
SunnyMoon_fml 0
Don't be jerks, he was just trying to be sarcastically funny, chill
sieera00 8
Good job, Captain Obvious do you want a cookie for that?
skata 4
Looks like... 8 read the fml! 147 key word there is trying
caity878 0
No shit -_-
NotDave 0
Yep, it literally was. Swing and a miss, bro.
capslockisgood 19
No shit?
Tennispro349 2
What a great way to greet people.
Fr3sH4L1F3 1
You didn't look before you jumped all the way over? YDI
BOOSCAREDU 0
Yes, because we all can look over walls now-a-days! We're magical!
Daralea 21
Whaa? no one else has x-ray vision?
teentee401 37
I think 10 meant when they got to the top of the wall, why didn't they peek over. Lay off...
AmethystRain 20
Well obviously they needed the football. They just spent the last of their money on guns.