Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML
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person961 9
Can't get mad at a man for trying to take care of his lady
WCARlover 35
Dang girl if you have a chance of getting intimate, I'd suggest you groom yourself haha
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Comments (129)
kmartFTW 12
I have the same problem..
Nicole819 11
I guess it was nice of him to try & help but maybe you should consider cleaning it yourself next time before things get heated lol
breakinlegs 19
with his tongue?
saocrates 16
Lol, first clean the lint than "clean" the you know what.
Petey801 5
I don't know if that's really an FML! That's just hella gross, LOL
koza 8
Did he do this with his fingers or his tongue? O_O
StickyPickles 33
Let's hope that's all he found going down there. . .
AUShano 15
What I'd like to know, and the phrasing makes ambiguous, is did clean it out with his fingers, or did he trail kissess down and pause there to clean house with his tongue??
Angela1991 10
Dirty gal(:
Hiimhaileypotter 53
And #22 continues with his rude guesses. He's probably just mad he can't get laid due to his douchebag behavior.
krysbell 7
This just makes me picture monkey's picking bugs off one another and eating them..