Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML
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person961 9
Can't get mad at a man for trying to take care of his lady
WCARlover 35
Dang girl if you have a chance of getting intimate, I'd suggest you groom yourself haha
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Comments (129)
1dbvbandbotdf 15
That's hot
bsmith2012 6
OCD much?
4everbored11 1
You're disgusting, don't you shower?
KarstensRize 5
I'm gonna start checking for lint before I get down n dirty now
Ihavegas 22
a few more and you could make a scarf from it
B0n351337loser 7
I happen to like to tease a bit as I go down, and lint on my tongue isn't exactly my idea of fun, or sexy.
sweggy 5
that is disgusting .. why would you ever do such a horrid thing
Awkward beyond belief 14
Why does it say "5ML"? Did anyone else notice that?
xChaos 29
Five year anniversary
rjc490 29
I was wondering what that was about
Tunnus 12
5ML.
Quikshock 5
5ml babe