Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML
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person961 9
Can't get mad at a man for trying to take care of his lady
WCARlover 35
Dang girl if you have a chance of getting intimate, I'd suggest you groom yourself haha
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Comments (129)
expectcriticism 13
maybe you should invest in some soap and a loofah and clean yourself up next time, just a thought
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
@78 Lol I do fitness modelling, I dont even have to pursue girls, I'm the one getting approached. Well, I was before I was in my current relationship. Making erroneous claims out of the blue is a very poor and immature attempt to try and insult me because you dont agree with my comment, and besides, whats the point of saying that crap when you have no idea how many girls I'm bedding every week, its like calling an athlete a fatass; its not going to hit a nerve if theres no truth to it. Hahaha
buttcramp 21
why did you have belly button lint? lol I have never had anything in my belly button but as a child I used to always check cause I had heard of belly button lint on cartoons.
martin8337 36
He likes it clean.
jazzy_123 20
oh my god who the hell cares! *Peter Griffin voice*
mmoriston 2
What a nice boyfriend lol
kelemen 2
You're a filthy animal
JessMac9000 16
Nothing wrong with a caring boyfriend lol
shebtrue 6
your bad don't you clean your belly button when you shower?
amb95x 17
Ew.