Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML
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oooh_dear 0
you need sweet sweet revenge. how close are you to her best friend? ;] just a thought.
reset_button 0
Tell her you found holes in your 8 condoms, and are worried that the others had holes in them too
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Comments (97)
oooh_dear 0
you need sweet sweet revenge. how close are you to her best friend? ;] just a thought.
hamburgerjung 23
Good riddance I guess ;)
Arestian 14
you could be an ass a give her back the condoms with holes in them
Vinatierri 0
First! OH and uh...that sux bro
xp0sed 0
Guess it wasn't a brand new box. haha.
drybamboo 0
She could have used them for a vibrator or a *****. Or, ya know, to make balloons.
herpderpherpderp 13
of course.
Ncc_Tardis 0
use the other 8 on her best friends/sisters/mother
Youdumbidiot 0
Why does everyone think that having sex with one her relitives or friend will make everything better. because guess what... it won't help you one fricken bit.
Youdumbidiot 0
oh ya I forgot. it also shows that your quite imature if you do that
lovemysnubber 0
agreed
subjectdelta2 0
Nope it shows u are better off with her close friends/family and how lucky she was to have u then she blew it
Insert_Wit_Here 0
That's like, my worst nightmare. Sorry you had to live it out, bro. I agree, go sleep with her best friend.
vxjazz 0
#5. Mother??????????????? WTF????????????????????????????
Nexus357 0
I'm with #5, you have 8 condoms to use on people close to her. Take photos though, and mail it to her.
silentspilla 0
lmao
kwbuzz23wk 0
#2, your are an epic fail OP - be happy she gave you the 8 back, saving you some money. and i would def try something for revenge
crudeandrudeguy 29
Yes, "your are an epic fail" indeed
Cookie_kaioo 0
ROFLMAO! Dude go to her house and give her a sex book like one Eli Y. Dallas 's book (signifying that she needs to know how to perform in bed)... and when she tells you it isn't hers.. tell it would have been had she waited a couple of days.. and she SOOOO needs it! haha..