Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
DWIcop
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
driverman12
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Anonymous
Greeley, United States
Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML
Ladyfarquard
Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML
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shadowtrooper 0
hahaha dude stop drinking and driving
littlemissalex 3
Don't drink and drive, it's that simple. I dot care if you kill yourself doing it, but don't you dare kill an innocent person
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mismonroe 0
Only Whatavagina would be worth a DUI.
perdix 31
I'm guessing there were cops in the restaurant snarfing down free Whatachickens, etc. when they heard the OP's boisterous slurring over the drive-thru intercom. They just walked out and harvested the low-hanging fruit so they could continue their orgy of gluttony while doing their job of handing out tickets.
musicalmaggs 0
ydi for drunk driving. why did you even post this? people wanna live.
musicalmaggs 0
ydi for drunk driving. why did you even post this? people wanna live.
Schnyduh 4
What is Whataburger
ReynshineCutting 10
I agree with 29. Maybe you just got a bad batch or something because I love for Whataburger. I don't live in a state with one at the moment but I know exactly where the first one is on my 14 hour drive back home and always stop there.
Not_so_innocent1 5
whataburger?
olivia_r 0
Were you looking for sympathy by posting this? You won't get any, yes people make mistakes, but nothing bothers me more when people get a DUI and want sympathy. You chose to get and the car and drive. You chose to danger peoples lives. Your lucky that you only received a DUI, other then living with the guilt of killing someone.
cocomymoco 0
AGREED!
ReynshineCutting 10
"live" for not "love for". Yay autocorrect.
sayyywahhh 0
what state? Va?
xGraycloud 4
many southern states, like Texas & Oklahoma (among others)