Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
DWIcop
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
driverman12
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Anonymous
Greeley, United States
Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML
Ladyfarquard
Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML
Top comments
shadowtrooper 0
hahaha dude stop drinking and driving
littlemissalex 3
Don't drink and drive, it's that simple. I dot care if you kill yourself doing it, but don't you dare kill an innocent person
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Comments (350)
gntfmlingnow 12
the hell's a whataburger?
miz66independent 1
Texans can drive?!?
chouter21 10
no shit idiot! Texas is a big state.
miz66independent 1
wow! if you HONESTLY thought that I was literal, then that makes you the idiot that doesn't understand the underlying humor.
ReynshineCutting 10
Well sort of. Why do you think we drive big trucks? So when we crash or swerve or something it just feels like a speed bump!
chouter21 10
lol chill! I wasn't trying to be mean!!!
scarymovies95 4
How did you manage that one?
mrsmorris 0
Ha! Wow seriously dude, quit drinking and driving!
oo7kimba 1
cuuuz you probly pulled into the "exit" way and went thru the drive-thru the wrong way!
fyl12345678901 0
stone cold Steve austin
TSUtexans 0
I love going there after Texas country concerts
keness 0
Lls
pugsley208 0
ydi for bein a ****** retard
IFeel4Yeah 5
did you still get you burger ?