Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
DWIcop
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
driverman12
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Anonymous
Greeley, United States
Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML
Ladyfarquard
Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML
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shadowtrooper 0
hahaha dude stop drinking and driving
littlemissalex 3
Don't drink and drive, it's that simple. I dot care if you kill yourself doing it, but don't you dare kill an innocent person
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KLuff 0
Did you get fries with that?
markiesharkie 0
Smooth. You're lucky you didn't kill anyone. Driving drunk is not only stupid but dangerous also.
redranger4 4
you live in Texas
1215116a 14
Or Oklahoma...
buckles123 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha??
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
wtf?
Mi24hind 0
How can you achieve that?
8sq 13
OMG, The cashier was a secret undercover cop? I hate when that happens!
Delta0300 0
Dude what the hell is whatabuger lol
1215116a 14
All the above comments explain, but it's a fast food place in Texas, Oklahoma, and maybe Arkansas.
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
^ haha this is like the 10th you've explained this lol
1215116a 14
I know, I just feel I need to explain it because I live six minutes from one ^-^
ReynshineCutting 10
Julie go get a chocolate shake for me! I posted this on another comment but I used to live in TX and went all the time but moved to CO for college and miss it SO MUCH! I'm going home next week though and am grabbing some on the way home from the airport!
1215116a 14
Haha, I wish, but I can't drive XD But yay some thinks it taste good! :D Whats with the comments saying it taste horrible? Dude it 10x better than McDonalds :P
jjames7543 13
and Louisiana (yeah, I'm gonna give up with trying to support it)
natas_fml 13
WHATABURGER > In N' Out
sarahmcgeee 5
177; you are so right
TheCountess 4
I can't believe OP has the audacity to think THEIR life is ****** when there are countless people out there who quite literally have their lives ruined by drunk drivers. "Today, the love of my life died a graphic, painful death when some selfish, useless, waste of human life decided to operate a motor vehicle while intoxicated. I'm heartbroken over this senseless loss and my life will never be the same. FML".
FarSide 23
Oh just suck it up.
ghm1234 0
what the hell is whataburger
Shahn22 0
WTF is wrong With you whataburger is the shit
ohikthnxbai 0
I hope I just missed the sarcasm on the posts saying they don't know what whataburger is
pink_raindrops 26
I'm sure alot of people haven't heard of whataburger...I never had before this fml. They don't have it in ALOT of places so would it really be that surprising? I was just able to gather it was a fast food place by the name...I'm kinda shocked anyone needed to ask what it was.