Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
DWIcop
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
driverman12
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Anonymous
Greeley, United States
Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML
Ladyfarquard
Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML
Top comments
shadowtrooper 0
hahaha dude stop drinking and driving
littlemissalex 3
Don't drink and drive, it's that simple. I dot care if you kill yourself doing it, but don't you dare kill an innocent person
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IscoreOnU 19
Pandamino. Shut the **** up please. Whataburger is ******* LEGIT.
HailsMM 0
I guess you aren't to good at drinking and sitting
Molly_Amanda 11
whats 'whataburger'?
Zmeilerr 22
Google is your friend.
Molly_Amanda 11
stfu.
geeksaresexy 18
Bloody hell! I live in the UK I've never heard of this place either but it's pretty obvious it's a fastfood place.. Do you have no brain what so ever?
harkdog 0
You should really look at the other comments before you post one like this.
lissamm 1
mmm whataburger. oh yea and that sucks
the1ninja 0
I wonder if he got a Burger or a Patty Melt??
FarSide 23
You just can't beat WhatABurger's meat.
lethal_judgement 1
uh, what state do you live in? you can only be accused of DUI or DWI if you are observed operating a motor vehicle on a PUBLIC ROADWAY. whataburger and the parking lot it is on does not qualify as a public roadway. you need to contest the charge, son.
lethal_judgement 1
unless you were observed pulling into the property from a public roadway.
SLC_grumpypants 5
Look at all of the "perfect" people & their comments. Sorry OP. That sux. Just order pizza next time. They deliver!!
IscoreOnU 19
It's ******* Whatburger. Not your shitty ass Mcdonalds. It takes priority.
sabbb_fml 0
whataburger needs to deliever!!