Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
DWIcop
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
driverman12
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Anonymous
Greeley, United States
Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML
Ladyfarquard
Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML
Top comments
shadowtrooper 0
hahaha dude stop drinking and driving
littlemissalex 3
Don't drink and drive, it's that simple. I dot care if you kill yourself doing it, but don't you dare kill an innocent person
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Comments (350)
xXSKYLARXx 0
...whataburger?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Apparently it's a fast food restaurant. Don't worry, I've never seen/been to one either.
Kennzz 0
there only in Texas..
1215116a 14
It's a fast food place in the south of the USA, really good.
ironhead_fml 20
Fairly popular burger joint, better than your Jack in the Box.
1215116a 14
57, no we have them in Oklahoma too.
IIIiIII16 0
what the he'll is a jack in the box
IIIiIII16 0
hell
xXSKYLARXx 0
haha thanks I had no idea what it was
intensity24 0
your beautiful!
intensity24 0
your beautiful!
1215116a 14
Her beautiful what?! The intensity is killing me!
1215116a 14
Jack in the Box is only in certain states too (I don't know all the states, but it's in Texas in Oklahoma) and they serve hamburgers and tacos.
xXSKYLARXx 0
ya haha sorry I'm from new england so we pretty much have Wendy's burger king and mcdonalds as the main fast foods
FarSide 23
And Jack In The Box also serves EColi at most locations...
77wade 0
jack in the crack ...I mean box sucks it's horible
xXSKYLARXx 0
I don't have much "experience" with fast food...
jaint 0
nice rack XD
HeartAndSoul2011 0
Whataburger, in case you couldn't tell by the name, is a fast-food restaurant.
xXSKYLARXx 0
#239 thanks I got it
TNB_xACiDiC 0
Lmao!!!
cynide 13
stupid... obviously dont get drunk there
Rachel_fml 20
ariannaimelda 7
Moral of the story: don't drink and drive, then you'll get the burger
redbluegreen 41
Whataembarrassment.
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
^whatawin
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
^whatawin
mintcar 10
DUI is a DUI, drive thru or not. YDI.
thesusanturpin 0
That happened three times in a month in Corpus Christi. You're not the first, dude.
lileskimo 0
so sorry. but did unordered a witch dr?? there great
urfavbitch 3
haha the munchies strike again
mzgarcia02 0
stupid ass!!