Today, after almost a year of having threesomes with my “best friend” and her husband, they both confessed that neither of them actually even like me. They just went along with it because they thought it’s what the other wanted. Now they won’t even talk to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I got to speak to a friend with benefits and he’s been stringing me along for months now. We finally got the chance to do the deed and my husband ruined it. Now he only speaks to me when it’s convenient for him. FML
Today, my two best friends that I've known since middle school broke up. I'm glad I'm no longer a third wheel but now they won't talk to each other and both use me to complain about the other. FML
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
Today, two friends of almost ten years told my husband they had concerns about our marriage, and basically said they can no longer be friends with me. My husband and I never fight, and have other people tell us they are jealous of our relationship. The worst part is they still want to be friends with him. FML
Today, I had to have a very difficult and awkward conversation with my best friend about her fiancé hitting on me. She seemed completely unfazed and ended up admitting that a three-way with me was actually her idea, but she didn't want to "weird me out" by asking me about it. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I went out with my best friend, his girlfriend, and a girl they've been wanting to introduce to me. I thought they wanted to set us up, but it turns out they're a throuple and wanted me to be the first to know. I think I'm the first fourth wheel in history. FML
Today, my best friend got married. I had introduced her to her now husband, and ever since she has basically acted like I don't exist. FML
Today, I found out that my closest friend of many years had been putting on a charade of being my friend, and has decided that they can't be bothered with the effort of me existing any more. FML
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adjwejaelwkdc 21
My knee-jerk reaction was to say "screw 'em." But you already did.
Boyufd 25
Ouch. the best thing to do now is work on yourself and block them out your life
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Boyufd 25
Ouch. the best thing to do now is work on yourself and block them out your life
Charlie Given 28
Well lesson learned(been there done that) the hard way don't get involved with married couples it always ends badly, not to mention that your friend wasn't your friend but a recruiter for her & hubby's 3-way, my advice is to avoid them(otherwise it may cause a toxic relationship) find some new unmarried friends to start a new 😊
adjwejaelwkdc 21
My knee-jerk reaction was to say "screw 'em." But you already did.
RichardPencil 32
That sucks. (At least it used to.)
Jonkbaby 23
Possible that one of them feels threatened and this is their solution to end the tryst
aje001 8
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
Heather Speck 3
Never have a 3 some with your friends because it will most likely always end up like this and you lose a friend. That sucks. But why did it take them that long to talk to each other that neither of them wanted it. Or that one was getting feelings for you.
jc1015 25
Sounds about like my experience except I didn’t make it a whole year before they dropped me. FYL sorry op