Anonymous
Taichung, Taiwan
Caught in 404p
Today, I had a job interview at Walmart. They showed a video of me stealing. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
FuckMcDonalds
Lying liars
Today, while working at McDonald's, I was pulled into the manager's office and informed that I'd been caught stealing money from the safe. When I told them to show me the security footage, they refused and fired me on the spot. FML
WTF.
Today, I was interviewed by a WalMart employee for a position in their pharmacy. I didn't get the job. I was more qualified than the woman who gave me the interview. FML
Emil
United States
Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML
anonynomi
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
issue
Today, I tried to get a job at Walmart. My mom was the hiring manager. She turned me down due to lack of work experience. FML
Anonymous
United States
J'accuse !
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
PoorGal
New Orleans, United States
Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
The old switcheroo
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Jake
United States
Today, my mom told me that Walmart had called and I had an interview at 9:30. I went to Walmart. They told me they didn't have any interviews set up. I went back home and listened to the voice-mail on her cellphone. It was the Subway in Walmart. I've been looking for a job for 3 months. FML
collegekidproblems
United States
Today, I have put in many job applications and had many interviews for a variety of positions all of which I am highly qualified for. Today, I heard back from all but one that I am overqualified. Welcome to Walmart. FML
Top comments
Ubehage 32
You really applied for a job in the very store you stole from? YDI
spinningrecords 14
Did you get the job?
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spinningrecords 14
Did you get the job?
Ubehage 32
You really applied for a job in the very store you stole from? YDI
poopface82 25
What, you didn’t raise the Shaggy defense? It wasn’t me? Come on, do better.
RichardPencil 32
Tell them you want a job in Loss Prevention and that was just you testing their system. They get a C for identifying you, but points off for not stopping you. With your help, they'll get an A by stopping the thief before they leave with the loot.